Showing All Accountant Jokes


1. Two accountants are in a bank, ...
2. An accountant is having a hard ...
3. A patient was at her doctor's ...
4. Why do accountants make good ...
5. Why accountants don't read n ...
6. A guy in a bar leans over to ...
7. If an accountant's wife cannot ...
8. A 54-year-old accountant lea ...
9. A business owner tells her f ...
10. A young accountant spends a we ...
11. Q: What is a Budget? A: An o ...
12. How many accountants does it ...
13. What's the definition of an ...
14. What's the definition of a goo ...
15. When does a person decide to b ...
16. Why did God invent economists? ...
17. What's an actuary? An account ...
18. Why do some accountants deci ...
19. What do actuaries do to liven ...
20. What does an accountant use fo ...
21. What's an extroverted accounta ...
22. What do you call an accountant ...
23. What's the definition of unlik ...
24. What's an accountant's idea of ...
25. How do you drive an accountant ...
26. What's the most wicked thing a ...
27. What's the most wicked thing a ...
28. What does an accountant say wh ...
29. The accountant's prayer: Lord, ...
30. Conversation between two accou ...
31. What do accountants suffer fro ...
32. What does it mean when an acco ...
33. How do you know accountants ha ...
34. There are three kinds of acc ...
35. What do you call an accountant ...
36. How can you tell when the Chie ...
37. When do accountants laugh ou ...
38. Why do accountants get excited ...
39. How do you know when an acco ...
40. What would Economics be withou ...
41. What does CPA stand for? Can' ...
42. What does FCPA stand for? Fin ...
43. Why did the auditor cross the ...
44. Why did he cross back? So he ...
45. How many auditors does it take ...
46. How many cost accountants does ...
47. Laws of Accounting 1. Trial ...
48. Who was the first accountant? ...
49. What's a shy and retiring ...
50. A businessman tells his friend ...
51. A businessman hires a private ...
52. A Martian lands to plunder, ...
53. The accountant had just read t ...
54. Accountant after reading nurse ...
55. Wife to husband as they watch ...
56. "The auditors have just left, ...
57. The doctor comes to see his he ...
58. The managing partner in an acc ...
59. An auditor is checking the boo ...
60. An auditor was examining the b ...
61. Mr Evans was the Chief Account ...
62. A business man was interviewin ...
63. Once upon a time there was a b ...
64. There once was an accountant w ...
65. A man walking along a country ...
66. An accountant goes into a pe ...
67. Three partners in an account ...
68. An internal auditor for a ma ...
69. A young accountant, straight o ...
70. The young accounting graduate, ...
71. A tourist, visiting a small to ...
72. Q: How many Accountants does ...
73. What's an extroverted accounta ...