Showing All Apple Jokes


1. What did one maggot say to t ...
2. Why didn't the two worms go ...
3. What lives in apples and is an ...
4. First apple: You look down in ...
5. What do you get if you cross a ...
6. The first commandment was when ...
7. Two boys were eating a snack l ...
8. How do you get the most apples ...
9. Fred came rushing in to his Da ...
10. School lunches are not general ...
11. How do you make an apple puf ...
12. How does an apple a day keep t ...
13. What is red and goes putt, put ...
14. Once upon a time there were fi ...
15. What can a whole apple do that ...
16. How do you make an apple turno ...
17. If an apple a day keeps the do ...
18. Dad, do you like baked apples? ...
19. Two girls were having their pa ...
20. A Pittsburgh steel worker was ...
21. After a minor mathematical err ...
22. Why did the farmer hang rainco ...
23. What kind of apple has a sho ...
24. What is the left side of an ap ...
25. What kind of apple isn't an ap ...
26. What did the apple say to the ...
27. What did the worm want to do w ...
28. Why don't apples smile when ...
29. What do you get if you cross a ...
30. Why did Eve want to move to Ne ...
31. What did the Gorilla do with t ...
32. What's the difference between ...
33. What reads and lives in an app ...
34. If it took six pigs two hours ...