| 1. | Taxiing
down the tarmac, the ... |
| 2. | Ever wonder why they never sho ... |
| 3. | A few days after Christmas, a ... |
| 4. | A plane was taking off from Ke ... |
| 5. | A man is flying from Los Angel ... |
| 6. | A young lady was conducting a ... |
| 7. | The Captain was
Jewish, and ... |
| 8. | An
employee of USAir with th ... |
| 9. | During the heat of the space r ... |
| 10. | Southwest Airlines makes humor ... |
| 11. | Delta Airlines recently
intr ... |
| 12. | An airline stewardess was givi ... |
| 13. | At one of the packed, Delta ti ... |
| 14. | A mother and her son were
fl ... |
| 15. | Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton ... |
| 16. | An airplane was losing altitud ... |
| 17. | There were three guys in an
... |
| 18. | No flight ever leaves on time ... |
| 19. | One day at a busy
airport, t ... |
| 20. | A plane was taking off from Ke ... |
| 21. | An award should go to the Unit ... |
| 22. | A man named Mr. Smith was
fl ... |
| 23. | Fred and his wife Edna went to ... |
| 24. | An airline pilot wrote that on ... |
| 25. | A young and foolish pilot want ... |
| 26. | A student was heading home for ... |
| 27. | Brendan had spent a week
vis ... |
| 28. | Flying to Los Angeles from San ... |
| 29. | An airline pilot was scheduled ... |
| 30. | Passengers on a Lufthansa flig ... |
| 31. | The German controllers at Fran ... |
| 32. | From a
Southwest Airlines em ... |
| 33. | Pilot says:
"Folks, we have ... |
| 34. | United
Airlines FA: "Ladies ... |
| 35. | From the pilot during his welc ... |
| 36. | Another flight
Attendant's c ... |
| 37. | An
airline pilot wrote that ... |
| 38. | After a real crusher of a land ... |
| 39. | Part of a Flight Attendant's a ... |
| 40. | Overheard on an American Airli ... |
| 41. | It was mealtime on a small air ... |
| 42. | An airplane pilot dies at the ... |
| 43. | How does the captain know the ... |
| 44. | After the first
takeoff of t ... |
| 45. | As the airliner was preparing ... |
| 46. | While cruising at 40,000
fee ... |
| 47. | An airplane was flying from LA ... |
| 48. | Taxiing down the tarmac,
the ... |
| 49. | A pilot and a co-pilot were de ... |
| 50. | A young guy in a two-engine fi ... |
| 51. | "Flight 1234, for noise
abat ... |
| 52. | Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 1 ... |
| 53. | A man telephoned an airline of ... |
| 54. | A man walks up to the
counte ... |
| 55. | How many pilots does it take t ... |
| 56. | Pilot: Tower, please call me
... |
| 57. | Tower: Shamu two-two, please
... |
| 58. | Tower:
Have you got enough f ... |
| 59. | LH741: Tower, give me a rough ... |
| 60. | Pilot: Tower, there's a runway ... |
| 61. | Tower: Lufthansa 893, you're
... |
| 62. | Tower:
Mission triple-three, ... |
| 63. | Tower: Cannot read you, say ag ... |
| 64. | Tower: What's your heigth and ... |
| 65. | Tower: Hawk 20, is this the sa ... |
| 66. | "Should the cabin
lose press ... |
| 67. | USAir recently introduced a sp ... |
| 68. | Pilot: "Jones tower, Cessna 12 ... |
| 69. | As migration approached, two e ... |
| 70. | A military cargo plane, flying ... |
| 71. | A small two-seater Cessna
15 ... |
| 72. | On reaching his plane seat a m ... |
| 73. | A blonde gets on an airplane a ... |
| 74. | An airliner was having engine ... |
| 75. | A man jumps out of an airplane ... |
| 76. | "This is Captain Sinclair spea ... |
| 77. | Bill Clinton,
Hillary Ramrod ... |
| 78. | One day at a busy
airport, t ... |
| 79. | A blonde gets
an opportunity ... |
| 80. | Air Force One crashed in the m ... |
| 81. | A
blind man was describing h ... |
| 82. | At the airport for a business ... |
| 83. | It was a few days before Chris ... |
| 84. | Flight fifty
has a pretty ro ... |
| 85. | Aunt Bessie loved to visit her ... |
| 86. | Aunt Bessie loved to visit her ... |
| 87. | From a Southwest Airlines empl ... |
| 88. | According to "The Australian," ... |
| 89. | I have a friend who is a pilot ... |
| 90. | All of these pilot and aviatio ... |
| 91. | An airline captain was breakin ... |
| 92. | As a crowded airliner is about ... |
| 93. | McNally was taking his first p ... |
| 94. | As a Delta Air Lines jet was f ... |
| 95. | What is ideal Flight Deck comp ... |
| 96. | How does the captain know the ... |
| 97. | After the first
takeoff of t ... |
| 98. | A pilot and a co-pilot were de ... |
| 99. | A young guy in a
two-engine ... |
| 100. | Little boy to airline pilot:
... |
| 101. | "Hello flight 56, if you hear ... |
| 102. | "Flight 1234, are you
ready ... |
| 103. | On a flight
with EasyJet bac ... |
| 104. | ATC: "Cessna G-ABCD What are y ... |
| 105. | A husband suspects his wife is ... |
| 106. | A small twin-prop
commuter p ... |
| 107. | A woman called and said, "I ne ... |
| 108. | Stewardess"
"Yes, Sir?" "I w ... |
| 109. | Once as Laloo was coming out o ... |
| 110. | After an overnight flight to m ... |
| 111. | "I've never flown before, said ... |
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