Showing All Beauty Jokes
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I'm not ugly. I could marry ...
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Fred: What's that terribly u ...
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She's so ugly that when a wasp ...
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First girl: I spend hours in f ...
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Who won the Monster Beauty Con ...
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First Witch: I went to the bea ...
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Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried ...
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They say Margaret is a raving ...
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First witch: My beauty is ti ...
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A witch went into a beauty par ...
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A monster went to the doctor w ...
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I've just come back from the b ...
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Where is everyone beautiful? ...
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Fred keeps telling me that he' ...
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People keep telling me I'm bea ...
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Don't look out of the window ...
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What happened when the witch ...
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Did you hear about the witch ...
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What is yellow and goes click- ...
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A little boy came running into ...
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"My boyfriend says I look li ...
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A woman went to a sweet store ...
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Little Johnny and his mother ...
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Girlfriend: Will you love me w ...
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Mary: Do you think my sister's ...
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Did you hear about the girl mo ...
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She's the kind of girl that bo ...
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Bill: My sister has lovely l ...
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Julie had broken off her eng ...
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Beautician: Did that mud pack ...
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Two teenage boys were talkin ...
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I can't understand why people ...
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What did the really ugly man d ...
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I don't think these photograph ...
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Your ugly. And you're drunk. ...
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My boyfriend thinks I'm beau ...
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Last night I dreamt I was da ...
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Monster: I'm so ugly. Ghost: ...