Showing All Bird Jokes
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David received a parrot for hi ...
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Q: Why do hens lay eggs? A: I ...
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Q: What is a crowbar? A: A pl ...
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Q: Why did the turkey cross ...
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Q: Why did the rooster cross t ...
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Late one night, a burglar br ...
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How do you identify a bald eag ...
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What do you get if you cross ...
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What's brown and white and fli ...
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What is a polygon ? A dead pa ...
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What birds spend all their tim ...
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What do you call a woodpecker ...
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When is the best time to buy b ...
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How do you get a cut-price par ...
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Why is a sofa like a roast chi ...
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What do you call a very rude ...
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Where do birds meet for coffee ...
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How does a bird with a broken ...
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What is green and pecks on tre ...
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What do you call a bunch of ch ...
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Which bird is always out of br ...
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What's got six legs and can fl ...
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Why did the owl, owl ? Becau ...
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What do you call a crate of ...
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What language do birds speak ? ...
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How do you get a parrot to tal ...
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What do you get if you cross a ...
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What is a parrot's favorite ga ...
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What do you call a Scottish pa ...
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What do parrots eat ? Polyfi ...
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What do you give a sick bird ? ...
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What bird tastes just like but ...
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What's another name for a clev ...
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What do owls sing when it is r ...
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What flies through the jungle ...
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What kind of bird opens doors ...
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What is a duck's favorite TV s ...
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What do you get if you cross a ...
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What do you call a bird that ...
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Where do birds invest their mo ...
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What do you get if you cross a ...
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What happens when ducks fly up ...
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What happened when the owl los ...
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What do you get if you cross a ...
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What do you get if you cross a ...
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What do you get if your budgie ...
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What did they call the canary ...
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What kind of birds do you usua ...
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Why did the parrot wear a rain ...
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What is the definition of Robi ...
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Why did the chicken cross the ...
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Why did the turkey cross the r ...
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Why didn't the chicken skeleto ...
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Why did the chicken cross the ...
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Why did the chicken cross the ...
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What do you call a rooster who ...
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Why does a chicken coop have t ...
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How long do chickens work ? ...
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Why did the chicken end up in ...
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What do you call a crazy chick ...
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What happened to the chicken w ...
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What do you get when you cross ...
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Why don't chickens like people ...
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Why is it easy for chicks to t ...
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What happens when a hen eats g ...
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What happened when the chicken ...
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What did the chicken do when h ...
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Why did the chicken cross the ...
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What do chicken families do on ...
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What did one chicken say to th ...
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Why did the chick disappoint ...
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Is chicken soup good for you ...
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What do chickens serve at birt ...
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What do you get when a chicken ...
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What do you call the outside o ...
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What happens when you drop a h ...
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What do you call a chicken tha ...
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Why does a flamingo lift up on ...
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What is the strongest bird ? ...
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What birds are found in Portug ...
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What is the difference between ...
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Q: Why did the chicken say, ...
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My parrot lays square eggs but ...
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Teacher: Why do we put a hyphe ...
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Where do the cleverest parrots ...
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What do you get if you cross a ...
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Why are there no aspirin in ...
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What is a parrot's favorite ...
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Where do blind parrots go for ...
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What profession did the parrot ...
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What's the definition of a Par ...
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What's the definition of Parit ...
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What geometric figure is like ...
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Teacher: What's the definition ...
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What did the parrot say when h ...
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What's the definition of Polys ...
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What do you call a parrot when ...
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What do you call the place whe ...
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What did the parrot say on Ind ...
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What did the rich socialite's ...
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What did the parrot say when ...
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Which bird ran for President? ...
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Why do parrots carry umbrellas ...
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How can you tell if a parrot ...
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What's a parrot's favourite ...
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What are a parrot's favourite ...
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What's a parrot's favourite so ...
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Why is politics for the birds? ...
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Why did the bird join he air ...
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What's orange and sounds like ...
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Whose parrot sits on his shoul ...
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What is a parrot? A wordy bir ...
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Why did the rooster run away ? ...
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What is the definition of a go ...
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What goes 'peck, bang, peck, b ...
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What did the baby chick say ...
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How do you stop a rooser crowi ...
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What kind of bird lays electri ...
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What do you get from a drunk c ...
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Why do ducks have webbed feet ...
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What do you get if you cross a ...
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Why does a rooster watch TV ? ...
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What happens when geese land i ...
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Why were the hens lying on the ...
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How do you make a tame duck wi ...
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What do you get if you cross a ...
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What does an educated owl say? ...
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What do confused owls say? ...
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What did the baby owl's parent ...
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What do Scottish owls sing? ...
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What did the scornful owl say? ...
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Two owls were playing pool. ...
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What do you get if you cross ...
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Why did a man's pet vulture ...
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Teacher: What's a robin? Fre ...
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What do you call a vulture wit ...
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Why do seagulls fly over the s ...
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Did you hear about the chicken ...
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What kind of doctor does a duc ...
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Chicken to turkey: "Only Thank ...
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Why did the chicken cross th ...
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How many ducks would there be, ...
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A couple of pigeons made a d ...
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"Look at that speed!" said o ...