| 1. | A man was in court charged
w ... |
| 2. | As a
senior citizen was driv ... |
| 3. | One day there was a family dri ... |
| 4. | A man is driving along in the ... |
| 5. | Kelly was standing in front of ... |
| 6. | An Irish
priest and a Rabbi ... |
| 7. | It had been snowing for
hour ... |
| 8. | While driving along the back r ... |
| 9. | A man goes out and buys the be ... |
| 10. | A young man comes home and say ... |
| 11. | Q: Do you yield when a blind p ... |
| 12. | Q: Who has the right of
way ... |
| 13. | Q: When driving through fog, w ... |
| 14. | Q: How can you reduce the poss ... |
| 15. | Q: What changes would occur in ... |
| 16. | Q: What is the difference
be ... |
| 17. | Q: How do you deal with heavy ... |
| 18. | Q: What can you do to help eas ... |
| 19. | A driver tucked this note unde ... |
| 20. | A guy driving a Yugo pulled up ... |
| 21. | "When you exit the bus, please ... |
| 22. | In a very small alley two truc ... |
| 23. | After seeing a
documentary o ... |
| 24. | Five Englishmen
in an Audi Q ... |
| 25. | Andy wants a job as a signalma ... |
| 26. | A man
walks into an auto par ... |
| 27. | One day, two guys were driving ... |
| 28. | Ole
and Lena were sitting do ... |
| 29. | A tourist is picked up by a ca ... |
| 30. | Peter Ludwig, a caver from Aus ... |
| 31. | A Lutheran
minister is drivi ... |
| 32. | a quadruple amputee is waiting ... |
| 33. | A driver, obviously
drunk, w ... |
| 34. | A state trooper pulled a car o ... |
| 35. | A guy driving a truck in the m ... |
| 36. | A man was driving up a steep a ... |
| 37. | A man is driving down the road ... |
| 38. | A young bloke has started work ... |
| 39. | A driver pulled up beside a ru ... |
| 40. | WIFE: "There's trouble with th ... |
| 41. | A fellow was following a truck ... |
| 42. | Two cab drivers met.
"Hey," a ... |
| 43. | What do you say to a
one leg ... |
| 44. | One day a guy was driving with ... |
| 45. | After spending 3-1/2 hours end ... |
| 46. | Whats black and white and red ... |
| 47. | What did the monster say when ... |
| 48. | What is evil and ugly and goes ... |
| 49. | Where do ghost trains stop?
... |
| 50. | Why do you have to wait so lon ... |
| 51. | Monster: I've got to walk 25 m ... |
| 52. | Did you hear
about the boy w ... |
| 53. | What do you call a witch who
... |
| 54. | Why did the stupid racing car ... |
| 55. | What's the difference between ... |
| 56. | What do you get if
you cross ... |
| 57. | Auntie Maud bought herself a n ... |
| 58. | How do you stop a dog howling ... |
| 59. | What car do insects drive?
A ... |
| 60. | My dad is stupid.
He thinks ... |
| 61. | What is the meaning of
aff ... |
| 62. | Two wizards in a car
were dr ... |
| 63. | What
happens when a frog's c ... |
| 64. | Why did the car judder to a st ... |
| 65. | If you watch the way that many ... |
| 66. | What should a teacher take if ... |
| 67. | What sort of a car has your da ... |
| 68. | A man was in court charged wit ... |
| 69. | On Fred's 17th
birthday, his ... |
| 70. | What is an autobiography?
Th ... |
| 71. | What is an autograph?
A char ... |
| 72. | Learner driver: What happens w ... |
| 73. | "Take the wheel, Harry!" said ... |
| 74. | A man whose son had just passe ... |
| 75. | You know all that talk about b ... |
| 76. | My sister's a really bad drive ... |
| 77. | A motorist ran into a shop.
... |
| 78. | A passenger train is creeping ... |
| 79. | How did the woman feel when sh ... |
| 80. | Why is it not safe to doze on ... |
| 81. | What's the difference between ... |
| 82. | Which snakes are found on cars ... |
| 83. | Motorist: When I bought this c ... |
| 84. | Motorist: Does a deer have a
... |
| 85. | Police Officer: Why are you dr ... |
| 86. | Police Officer: Why were you
... |
| 87. | Policeman: Are you going
to ... |
| 88. | Policeman: Did you realize you ... |
| 89. | Policeman: Didn't you hear me ... |
| 90. | Policeman: Didn't you hear my ... |
| 91. | Policeman: Didn't you see my
... |
| 92. | Policeman:
Didn't you see th ... |
| 93. | Policeman: Didn't you see
th ... |
| 94. | Policeman: Do you know
how f ... |
| 95. | Policeman: How can you drive s ... |
| 96. | Policeman: How can you say
y ... |
| 97. | Policeman: I suppose
you're ... |
| 98. | Policeman: I've had my eye on ... |
| 99. | Policeman: What do you think y ... |
| 100. | Policeman: What do you think y ... |
| 101. | Policeman: Why are you driving ... |
| 102. | Policeman: Why are you
drivi ... |
| 103. | Policeman: Why are you
drivi ... |
| 104. | Policeman: Why did you
crash ... |
| 105. | Policeman: Why did you lead me ... |
| 106. | Policeman: Why did
you stop ... |
| 107. | Policeman: Why did your car
... |
| 108. | Policeman: Why
didn't you ob ... |
| 109. | Policeman: Why didn't
you st ... |
| 110. | Policeman: Why have you parked ... |
| 111. | Policeman: Why were you
asle ... |
| 112. | Policeman: Why were you
driv ... |
| 113. | Policeman: Why were
you spee ... |
| 114. | Policeman: Why were you
spee ... |
| 115. | Policeman: Why were you
spee ... |
| 116. | Policeman:
Why were you
sp ... |
| 117. | Policeman: Why were you
spee ... |
| 118. | Q: How many London taxi driver ... |
| 119. | Q: How many auto mechanics doe ... |
| 120. | "Where's the car?" asked Profe ... |
| 121. | McAfee and Bracket were drivin ... |
| 122. | A San Francisco motorist follo ... |
| 123. | Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hu ... |
| 124. | Blake and his parents were
d ... |
| 125. | Did you ever see a country boy ... |
| 126. | The train was about to pull ou ... |
| 127. | A man learned shortly before q ... |
| 128. | Jill's car was unreliable and ... |
| 129. | When I get real bored, I
lik ... |
| 130. | I was going 70 miles an hour a ... |
| 131. | A
Roadway driver is driving ... |
| 132. | A man was fed up of
having h ... |
| 133. | Personally, I like
to stay a ... |
| 134. | A tiny
racing car was develo ... |
| 135. | A boy sat on a train chewing g ... |
| 136. | A monster goes to a petrol sta ... |
| 137. | Why was the school
principal ... |
| 138. | Who drives away all
his cust ... |
| 139. | Brother: How do you top a car ... |
| 140. | Why did your sister refuse the ... |
| 141. | Did you hear about
the girl ... |
| 142. | Auntie Gladys
bought herself ... |
| 143. | What do you call a pig who's b ... |
| 144. | Teacher: "Who built the first ... |
| 145. | What did one car muffler say t ... |
| 146. | What song does a car radio pla ... |
| 147. | Why is an old car like a baby ... |
| 148. | What did the jack say to the
... |
| 149. | What part of a car is the
la ... |
| 150. | What is the best thing to take ... |
| 151. | If an electric train travels 9 ... |
| 152. | What driver doesn't have a
... |
| 153. | What kind of ears do trains
... |
| 154. | Who drives away all of his
c ... |
| 155. | What kind of car drives over
... |
| 156. | Where do cars get the most
f ... |
| 157. | What is the difference between ... |
| 158. | What happens if an
axe falls ... |
| 159. | What would you have if your ca ... |
| 160. | What did the big carburettor s ... |
| 161. | What is a banged-up used
car ... |
| 162. | What did the man put on his ca ... |
| 163. | Why did the man put his car in ... |
| 164. | What do you call a pretend rai ... |
| 165. | What do you call a person who ... |
| 166. | What do you call someone who d ... |
| 167. | What do you call a group of ca ... |
| 168. | Q: What do you call a laughing ... |
| 169. | Q) What's worse than raining
... |
| 170. | What do you get when you put a ... |
| 171. | Monster: I've got to walk 25 m ... |
| 172. | A sardarji
was working as ed ... |
| 173. | A businessman was traveling in ... |
| 174. | I saw the most beautiful
car ... |
| 175. | What do you get if you cross a ... |
| 176. | Q: What did the first stopligh ... |
| 177. | Hawk and Tom were talking in t ... |
| 178. | The only thing wrong with a pe ... |
| 179. | Q. What has one horn and gives ... |
| 180. | Q: What kind of a car does a c ... |
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