Showing All Cat Jokes
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A woman is walking in the park ...
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Little Tim was in the garden ...
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Q: When is a bad time to cross ...
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Q: Where did the kittens go on ...
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Q: What do you call the loser ...
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Q: What do cats like to eat on ...
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Q: What do you call it when a ...
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Q: What did the female cat say ...
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Q: Why do cats like to hear ot ...
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Q: What's every cat's favorite ...
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Q: Where do cats write down no ...
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Q: Why does everyone love cats ...
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Q: What do you call a cat wh ...
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Q: What do you call a cat wh ...
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Q: Which game did the cat want ...
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Q: What's a cat's favorite foo ...
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Q: What's a cat's second favor ...
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Q: What kind of work does a ...
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Q: What kind of cats lay aro ...
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Q: How do cats buy things? - A ...
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Q: Why did the mother cat put ...
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Q: What do you call it when a ...
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Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? ...
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Q: What do you call a cat when ...
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A dog thinks: Hey, these peopl ...
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Brother: Did you put the cat o ...
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What looks like half a cat ? ...
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What happened when the cat ate ...
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What do you get if you cross a ...
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How do cats eat spaghetti ? T ...
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How do cats eat spaghetti ? ...
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What do cat actors say on st ...
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What did the cat say when he l ...
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How do you know if you cat's g ...
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How do you know if your cat ha ...
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What do you get if you cross ...
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What is the cat's favourite TV ...
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How is cat food sold ? Usuall ...
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What noise does a cat make goi ...
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What's the unluckiest kind of ...
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What do you get if you cross a ...
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What do you call a cat with ei ...
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Why did the cat join the Red C ...
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Who was the most powerful ca ...
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What do you get if you cross a ...
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What is cleverer than a talkin ...
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How do you know that cats are ...
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What do you get if you cross a ...
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There were four cats in a boat ...
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What is white, sugary, has whi ...
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Why do tomcats fight ? Becaus ...
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Why is a crazy marmalade cat l ...
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What do you call a cat that ha ...
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What kind of cat should you ta ...
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Why do cats chase birds ? For ...
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What do cats read in the morni ...
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On what should you mount a sta ...
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What cat purrs more than any o ...
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Why did the cat put the letter ...
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When the cat's away.....? The ...
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Why was the cat so small ? Be ...
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What works in a circus, walks ...
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What do you call a cat wearing ...
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What does a cat call a bowl of ...
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What is another way to describ ...
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What did the cat do when he sw ...
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Why are cats longer in the e ...
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Why happened when the cat swal ...
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Why did the cat sleep under th ...
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When is it unlucky to see a bl ...
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Why do black cats never shave ...
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What did the black cat say t ...
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What's furry, has whiskers and ...
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What is a black cat's favourit ...
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What do you call a black cat t ...
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Why are black cats such good s ...
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Teacher: Name four members of ...
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Which big cat should you nev ...
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When the cat's away.....? The ...
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Why was the cat so small ? Be ...
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What is another way to describ ...
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What do cat actors say on stag ...
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What is an octopus? An eight ...
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A guy walks into a laundry run ...
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Why was the cat afraid of the ...
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If a cat won an Oscar, what wo ...
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Q: Why couldn't the cat speak? ...
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When you call a dog, they usua ...
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"Doctor," said the patient, ...