| 1. | Why are Christmas trees like b ... |
| 2. | What did the bald man say when ... |
| 3. | Why is a burning candle like b ... |
| 4. | What do you get if you
cross ... |
| 5. | What do you give a train drive ... |
| 6. | What happens to you at Christm ... |
| 7. | Can I have a broken drum for
... |
| 8. | What do
you get if you cross ... |
| 9. | Father Christmas win a saucepa ... |
| 10. | What do you call a man who cla ... |
| 11. | Why does Father Christmas like ... |
| 12. | Why is a cat on a beach like
... |
| 13. | What's Father Christmas
call ... |
| 14. | What's fat and jolly and runs ... |
| 15. | Why does Father Christmas go d ... |
| 16. | Mum, Can I have a dog for Chri ... |
| 17. | What did the big cracker
say ... |
| 18. | Who is never hungry at Christm ... |
| 19. | What bird has wings but cannot ... |
| 20. | Whats the best thing to put in ... |
| 21. | What do vampires put on their ... |
| 22. | Did you hear about the stupid ... |
| 23. | How to cats greet each other a ... |
| 24. | Father Christmas lost
his um ... |
| 25. | What do you get hanging from F ... |
| 26. | How do you make a slow reindee ... |
| 27. | Why are Father Christmas' rein ... |
| 28. | What does Father Christmas
c ... |
| 29. | What did Adam say on the day b ... |
| 30. | What do you have in December t ... |
| 31. | What does Father Christmas suf ... |
| 32. | What do you call a letter sent ... |
| 33. | How many chimney does Father C ... |
| 34. | Why couldn't the butterfly go ... |
| 35. | How did the chickens dance at ... |
| 36. | Did you hear about Dracula's C ... |
| 37. | What did Dracula say at the Ch ... |
| 38. | Why couldn't the skeleton go t ... |
| 39. | Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinkin ... |
| 40. | Doctor, Doctor, with all the e ... |
| 41. | Doctor,
Doctor I'm scared of ... |
| 42. | My problem is that I
keep st ... |
| 43. | I wouldn't say Christmas gnome ... |
| 44. | I wouldn't say
Christmas gno ... |
| 45. | I wouldn't say that Christmas ... |
| 46. | What do gnomes fear
most abo ... |
| 47. | Father
Christmas: How do I s ... |
| 48. | What song do Father Christmas' ... |
| 49. | What's a ghosts favourite Chri ... |
| 50. | Father Christmas: Excuse me, b ... |
| 51. | Father Christmas: All right, m ... |
| 52. | Father Christmas:
What's you ... |
| 53. | Father Christmas:I
like the ... |
| 54. | Father Christmas: What's your ... |
| 55. | Elf: My favourite film is abou ... |
| 56. | Someone
bought Scrooge a clo ... |
| 57. | What's Scrooge's favourite Chr ... |
| 58. | What's a hairdressers's favour ... |
| 59. | A football supporter's favouri ... |
| 60. | A rabbit's favourite Christmas ... |
| 61. | Who delievers cat's Christmas ... |
| 62. | Who delievers elephants's Chri ... |
| 63. | What game do reindeer play in ... |
| 64. | Why did the reindeer wear sung ... |
| 65. | What reindeer can jump higher ... |
| 66. | 'Father Christmas has two
re ... |
| 67. | 'Father
Christmas has two re ... |
| 68. | Dear Father
Christmas, this ... |
| 69. | Dear Father Christmas, could y ... |
| 70. | What's Christmas called in Eng ... |
| 71. | What's Tarzan's favourite Chri ... |
| 72. | How long does it take to burn ... |
| 73. | Who delivers presents to baby ... |
| 74. | One time Father Christmas lost ... |
| 75. | What does Father Christmas cal ... |
| 76. | I remember when Father Christm ... |
| 77. | A group of mountain
climbers ... |
| 78. | Father Christmas: I thought I ... |
| 79. | I've had a slight
accident w ... |
| 80. | What does Dracula write on his ... |
| 81. | How do sheep greet each other ... |
| 82. | Doctor, Doctor, Father Christm ... |
| 83. | Who made this Christmas puddin ... |
| 84. | Last year's Christmas pudding ... |
| 85. | What can Santa give away and s ... |
| 86. | ELF: Santa, one of the reindee ... |
| 87. | What nationality is Santa Clau ... |
| 88. | If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus ... |
| 89. | Why does Santa's sled get such ... |
| 90. | What do you get if you deep fr ... |
| 91. | JUDY: What did the ghosts say ... |
| 92. | ELF NO. 1: What did
Santa sh ... |
| 93. | How do sheep in Mexico say
M ... |
| 94. | Who sings "Love me tender", an ... |
| 95. | Which of Santa's reindeers nee ... |
| 96. | What is the cow's holiday gree ... |
| 97. | What does Santa say when he is ... |
| 98. | How does Santa Claus take pict ... |
| 99. | Why was Santa's little helper ... |
| 100. | What is the difference between ... |
| 101. | What was wrong with the boy's ... |
| 102. | What was so good about he
ne ... |
| 103. | Once upon a time there was a l ... |
| 104. | It was Christmas
eve, and Sa ... |
| 105. | "Why did your boyfriend return ... |
| 106. | Why was Santa's little helper ... |
| 107. | What do you get if you deep fr ... |
| 108. | What's the most popular wine a ... |
| 109. | Who brings the Christmas prese ... |
| 110. | Why is it so cold at Christmas ... |
| 111. | Did you hear that one of Santa ... |
| 112. | Why does Santa Claus only have ... |
| 113. | Why is
Christmas just like a ... |
| 114. | What did Mrs. Claus say to San ... |
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