| 1. | This customer comes into
the ... |
| 2. | Redmond,
WA --Microsoft anno ... |
| 3. | What do computers eat when the ... |
| 4. | What's the difference between ... |
| 5. | If Bill Gates had a dime for e ... |
| 6. | There was once a young man who ... |
| 7. | There was once a
young man w ... |
| 8. | Dear Boss,
I hope I haven't m ... |
| 9. | A programmer was walking along ... |
| 10. | Q: How many Bill Gateses does ... |
| 11. | Q:
How many Microsoft execut ... |
| 12. | Q: How many Microsoft support ... |
| 13. | You
have just received the " ... |
| 14. | Q: How many programmers does i ... |
| 15. | Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gate ... |
| 16. | I overheard a woman in a
com ... |
| 17. | Young Judy, the editor of a tr ... |
| 18. | Dear God: Yesterday was an awf ... |
| 19. | After buying a PC from a deale ... |
| 20. | My computer made a funny sound ... |
| 21. | Q.
What creature has the bes ... |
| 22. | Jesus and Satan got into an
... |
| 23. | Q: What's the
difference bet ... |
| 24. | As most technophiles are aware ... |
| 25. | A Engineer and an Programmer a ... |
| 26. | Q: What's the
best way to ac ... |
| 27. | A doctor, a civil engineer, an ... |
| 28. | Comments made
by Programmers ... |
| 29. | One guy was on duty in the mai ... |
| 30. | Got this email from a friend: ... |
| 31. | Customer: "I'm running Windows ... |
| 32. | - Why do you think I spend too ... |
| 33. | ..... Ya see, we
at Microsof ... |
| 34. | I heard that
if you play the ... |
| 35. | Q: What is the difference betw ... |
| 36. | Q: How does Bill Gates screw i ... |
| 37. | What did
Bill Gate's wife sa ... |
| 38. | One of Microsoft's finest
te ... |
| 39. | A Software Engineer, a Hardwar ... |
| 40. | Bill Gates suddenly dies and f ... |
| 41. | A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill ... |
| 42. | Q: What does a proud computer ... |
| 43. | Q: What happens if you cross a ... |
| 44. | An office technician got a cal ... |
| 45. | A person turned on the compute ... |
| 46. | While trying to diagnose a
p ... |
| 47. | Webster's Dictionary definitio ... |
| 48. | Why did
the school bully kic ... |
| 49. | The Three
Laws of Secure
C ... |
| 50. | Computers manufacturer is cons ... |
| 51. | Technical support had a
call ... |
| 52. | A technician received a call f ... |
| 53. | A customer was asked to send a ... |
| 54. | A technician advised his custo ... |
| 55. | A customer called to say he co ... |
| 56. | A customer
needed help setti ... |
| 57. | A customer called
to complai ... |
| 58. | A
technician received a call ... |
| 59. | An exasperated caller to Tech ... |
| 60. | Another customer called Tech S ... |
| 61. | Many people in computer labs w ... |
| 62. | Customer:
"How do I print my ... |
| 63. | Student: "Would it be possible ... |
| 64. | Tech Support: "How may I help ... |
| 65. | Me: "What is that noise?"
Cu ... |
| 66. | Customer: "My disk is stuck in ... |
| 67. | Customer: "Hi, I'm
supposed ... |
| 68. | Customer: "I've been doing ris ... |
| 69. | Customer: "Wait, that
passwo ... |
| 70. | Customer: "Why didn't you tell ... |
| 71. | Customer: "It says I've perfor ... |
| 72. | Tech Support: "Which format ar ... |
| 73. | A Software Engineer, a
Hardw ... |
| 74. | A caller, perplexed that his n ... |
| 75. | After a caller gave a technici ... |
| 76. | There are three engineers in a ... |
| 77. | "This
little computer," said ... |
| 78. | Five cannibals get appointed a ... |
| 79. | Q: How many Pentium designers ... |
| 80. | Q: What do you get when you cr ... |
| 81. | Q: What's another name for the ... |
| 82. | Q: What do you call a series o ... |
| 83. | Q: Complete the following word ... |
| 84. | Q: What algorithm did Intel us ... |
| 85. | Q: Why didn't Intel call the P ... |
| 86. | What do you get if you cross a ... |
| 87. | This truck driver hauling a tr ... |
| 88. | A
tech support employee once ... |
| 89. | If Microsoft built cars you wo ... |
| 90. | Ridge Hall computer assistant; ... |
| 91. | What is an
astronaut's favor ... |
| 92. | What happened when the compute ... |
| 93. | Why was there a bug in the com ... |
| 94. | What is a computer virus?
A t ... |
| 95. | To err is human; but to really ... |
| 96. | Computers are not intelligent. ... |
| 97. | Computers make very fast, very ... |
| 98. | My computer isn't that nervous ... |
| 99. | The
attention span of a comp ... |
| 100. | Why do programmers always get ... |
| 101. | How do you keep a programmer i ... |
| 102. | A
system programmer came hom ... |
| 103. | Once a programmer drowned in t ... |
| 104. | The boy is smoking and
leavi ... |
| 105. | Why all Pascal programmers ask ... |
| 106. | They say that the new super co ... |
| 107. | The programmer to his son: "He ... |
| 108. | The problem
with physicists ... |
| 109. | A software verifier read in th ... |
| 110. | How many maintenance programme ... |
| 111. | How many C++ programmers does ... |
| 112. | How many Java programmers does ... |
| 113. | How many
IBM employees does ... |
| 114. | How many
technical writers d ... |
| 115. | A confused caller was having t ... |
| 116. | "Do you turn on your computer ... |
| 117. | Computer
helpline?
Everytim ... |
| 118. | Customer: I think I've got a b ... |
| 119. | Helpline? I've just pushed a
... |
| 120. | How do you stop your laptop ba ... |
| 121. | I've been on my computer all n ... |
| 122. | I've been sitting at this comp ... |
| 123. | Mum, Mum,
Dad's broken my
... |
| 124. | Pupil: In other schools, pupil ... |
| 125. | Teacher: Look at the state of ... |
| 126. | Teacher: Shall I put the schoo ... |
| 127. | This computer
you charged me ... |
| 128. | Want to buy a pocket computer? ... |
| 129. | What did one
keyboard say to ... |
| 130. | What did one mouse say to the ... |
| 131. | What did the mouse say to the ... |
| 132. | What do computer experts do at ... |
| 133. | What do you do if your compute ... |
| 134. | What do you get if you cross a ... |
| 135. | What do you get if you cross a ... |
| 136. | What do you get if you stuff y ... |
| 137. | What do you get if you take yo ... |
| 138. | What's the difference between ... |
| 139. | When do computers
go to slee ... |
| 140. | Where does an elephant carry i ... |
| 141. | Where is the best place to buy ... |
| 142. | Which football team to you nee ... |
| 143. | Which kind of ink do you put i ... |
| 144. | Who holds up
stagecoaches an ... |
| 145. | You're spending a lot of time ... |
| 146. | Who sits on Cinderella's
key ... |
| 147. | Would you like to buy a second ... |
| 148. | Why
did the computer act cra ... |
| 149. | Why did the dish and spoon hid ... |
| 150. | Why did the duck stick his leg ... |
| 151. | Why did the duck stick his leg ... |
| 152. | Why do computer teachers never ... |
| 153. | Doctor, doctor, I keep
think ... |
| 154. | Doctor, doctor, I
keep think ... |
| 155. | Q. How does Bill Gates enter h ... |
| 156. | Q: Which way did the programme ... |
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