Showing All Cow Jokes


1. What did the farmer call the c ...
2. Camper: Look at that bunch of ...
3. Why do cows wear bells aroun ...
4. A man climbed over a fence int ...
5. A summer visitor asked the far ...
6. Cow: Why don't you shoo those ...
7. Did you hear about the farmer ...
8. Did you hear about the snobby ...
9. Does running out of a burnin ...
10. How did cows feel when the bra ...
11. How did that bullfight come ou ...
12. How did the calf's final exam ...
13. What do you call a cow that pl ...
14. How did the farmer find his lo ...
15. How do bulls drive their cars? ...
16. How do you make a milkshake? ...
17. How does a cow do math? With ...
18. How to you know that cows will ...
19. I can't decide whether to buy ...
20. I hear you take milk baths. ...
21. If you crossed a cow with a ...
22. If you crossed a cow with Mich ...
23. If you crossed two cows with a ...
24. If you had a gun and you were ...
25. If you make a cow angry, how w ...
26. In what state will you find th ...
27. Is there big money in the catt ...
28. I've just discovered a method ...
29. Pa's being chased by a bull! ...
30. Teacher: Name five things that ...
31. That bull you sold me is a l ...
32. That tornado damage your cow b ...
33. What animals do you bring to ...
34. What are cows favorite party g ...
35. What are the spots on black-an ...
36. What band is a cow favorite? ...
37. What country do cows love to v ...
38. What did one dairy cow say to ...
39. What did the calf say to the s ...
40. What did the cow wear to the f ...
41. What did the mooron say when h ...
42. What do cows call Frank Sinatr ...
43. What do cows do for entertainm ...
44. What do cows do when they're i ...
45. What do cows get when they are ...
46. What do cows get when they do ...
47. What do cows like to do at amo ...
48. What do cows like to listen to ...
49. What do cows read at the break ...
50. What do cows sing at their fri ...
51. What do cows usually fly aro ...
52. What do cows wear when they're ...
53. What do you call a bull that r ...
54. What do you call a bull that's ...
55. What do you call a cow on the ...
56. What do you call a cow who arg ...
57. What do you call a cow with no ...
58. What do you call a group of ca ...
59. What do you call a sleeping ...
60. What do you call a tired cow? ...
61. What do you call a cow that do ...
62. What do you call a cow that fe ...
63. What do you call a cow that's ...
64. What do you call a cow who wor ...
65. What do you call a herd of cow ...
66. What do you call explosive cow ...
67. What do you call it when cows ...
68. What do you call it when one b ...
69. What do you get from a cow on ...
70. What do you get from a cowmedi ...
71. What do you get from a forgetf ...
72. What do you get from a short-l ...
73. What do you get from an invisi ...
74. What do you get from pampered ...
75. What do you get if you cross a ...
76. What do you get if you cross a ...
77. What do you get if you cross a ...
78. What do you get if you cross a ...
79. What do you get if you cross a ...
80. What do you get if you cross B ...
81. What do you get when you cross ...
82. What does a cow like to do by ...
83. What does a cow ride when his ...
84. What famous painting do cows l ...
85. What game do little cows like ...
86. What gives milk and has a horn ...
87. What goes oo ooo oooo? A cow ...
88. What hair style is a calf's fa ...
89. What happened to the lost catt ...
90. What happens when a cow stops ...
91. What happens when the cows ref ...
92. What has four legs and goes, " ...
93. What is a cow's favorite lunch ...
94. What is a moo hoo for a cow fi ...
95. What is a moo hoo for a cow th ...
96. What is a moo hoo for a deligh ...
97. What is a moo hoo for a sheepi ...
98. What is a moo hoo for steak th ...
99. What is a moo hoo for the buck ...
100. What is the definition of "der ...
101. What is the definition of "moo ...
102. What is the golden rule for co ...
103. What is the most important u ...
104. What kind of cows do you find ...
105. What magazine makes cows stamp ...
106. What newspaper do cows read? ...
107. What sound do you hear when yo ...
108. What South American dance do c ...
109. What two members of the cow fa ...
110. What US state has the most cow ...
111. What would you get if you cros ...
112. What would you hear at a cow c ...
113. What's a cow's favorite moosic ...
114. What's a moo hoo for a bunch o ...
115. What's a moo hoo for a cattle ...
116. What's a moo hoo for a cow bar ...
117. What's a moo hoo for a darling ...
118. What's a moo hoo for a stuffed ...
119. What's a moo hoo for a tug-of- ...
120. What's a moo hoo for a young c ...
121. What's a moo hoo for grazing s ...
122. What's a moo hoo for the sound ...
123. When a bull wants to listen to ...
124. When is a farmer like a magici ...
125. Where did the bull carry his s ...
126. Where did the mooron take the ...
127. Where do cows like to live? St ...
128. Where do cows like to ride o ...
129. Where do Danish cows come from ...
130. Where do milk shakes come from ...
131. Where do Russian cows come fro ...
132. Where do steers go to dance? ...
133. Where does a cow stop to drink ...
134. Why are cpws made for dancing? ...
135. Why couldn't the cow leave the ...
136. Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers? ...
137. Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke ...
138. Why did the cow jump over th ...
139. Why did the farmer feed money ...
140. Why did the farmer fence in th ...
141. Why did the farmer put brand ...
142. Why did the farmer put his cow ...
143. Why did the moron give the s ...
144. Why do cows think cooks are me ...
145. Why doesn't Sweden export it's ...
146. Why don't cows ever have any ...
147. Why was he woman arrested on a ...
148. Why was the calf afraid? He w ...
149. Why wouldn't anyone play with ...
150. Your Honor, it was an accident ...
151. What is a cow's favourite TV ...
152. If you had fifteen cows and fi ...
153. What's the best way to make a ...
154. Why do cows like being told jo ...
155. What do you get if you cross a ...
156. Q. What does a cow make when t ...
157. What do you get when a cow goe ...