Showing All Criminal Jokes
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A murderer, sitting in the ele ...
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Two men, sentenced to die in ...
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A prisoner at the Edmonton M ...
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Why do they put a suicide watc ...
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A shoplifter was caught red-ha ...
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A computer geek goes to prison ...
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It was Rocky's first night i ...
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Several years ago, Andy was se ...
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Newsflash: Two criminals have ...
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Did you hear about the burglar ...
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When the school was broken int ...
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What's another word for a mu ...
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Two small time thieves had bee ...
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The criminal mastermind found ...
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Why was the robber bionic? H ...
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"Dad," said Fred to his father ...
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A stupid bank robber rushed in ...
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A woman woke her husband in th ...
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Fred: We had a burglary last n ...
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Why did the burglar take a sho ...
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What did the burglar say to th ...
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Judge: Why did you steal tha ...
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Judge: You claim you robbed th ...
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I think I hear burglars, dear. ...
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Judge: Tell me your occupation ...
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"What makes you think the pr ...
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A police officer was escorting ...
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Why was the robber so secure? ...
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Victim (to mugger): But my wat ...
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Criminal: Why don't you hire t ...
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Detective: Do you think I sh ...
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Detective: How did you get i ...
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Detective: Why did you dump th ...
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Policeman: Did you know your ...
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A boy is in a prison cell with ...
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'It's a pity you've gone on ...
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What did the burglar say to ...
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How do bank robbers send messa ...
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What hired killer never goes t ...
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What kind of thief steals meat ...
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Who is the strongest thief? A ...
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If you crossed a gangster and ...
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What diploma do criminals get? ...
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What is the difference between ...
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What kind of robbery is not da ...
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What three letters in the alph ...
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When did the criminal get smar ...
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Why is a sinking ship like a ...
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What kind of party do prisoner ...
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What stars go to jail? Shooti ...
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Why would someone in jail want ...
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Who was the world's greatest t ...
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Why do pens get sent to pris ...
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What was the parrot doing in p ...
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Why are burglars such good ten ...
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Who is the biggest gangster ...
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What do you call a robbery in ...
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What do you call a mayfly with ...
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What do you get if you cross a ...
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What do you get if you cross a ...
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bu ...
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t was Christmas and the judge ...
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An English prisoner of war w ...
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A mafioso's son sits at his ...
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A rapist, a gangster and a mur ...
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Did you hear about the calenda ...
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Bill: Where did you get that ...
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Late one night, a burglar br ...