Showing All Dead And Dying Jokes


1. A Packer fan was enjoying hims ...
2. A woman goes into a funeral ho ...
3. Sam was on his death bed, and ...
4. What's the difference between ...
5. What lies on the ground 100 fe ...
6. What is the difference between ...
7. What has four legs, a tail, ...
8. What do you call a man who has ...
9. What's a zombie's favorite pop ...
10. What do you find in a zombie's ...
11. Where do ghosts go for their h ...
12. First ghoul: You don't look to ...
13. Did you hear about the man w ...
14. Did you hear about the two men ...
15. If a man was born in England, ...
16. Doctor, doctor, I feel dead fr ...
17. Waiter, waiter! There's a de ...
18. Why did the monster take a d ...
19. Teacher: If I had ten flies on ...
20. Did you hear about the do-it-y ...
21. Did you hear about the under ...
22. Why do you want to be buried a ...
23. I was so sorry to hear you b ...
24. A monster and a zombie went ...
25. Did you hear someone has inven ...
26. The man who was about to die ...
27. A chemist, a shopkeeper and a ...
28. At the inquest into her husb ...
29. A man is calling on his best ...
30. "Why are you crying Fred?" ask ...
31. Doctor, doctor, I'm at death's ...
32. What kind of ghosts haunt oper ...
33. How do you make a Venetian b ...
34. My brother's a professional bo ...
35. A monster and a zombie went in ...
36. If a woman is born in Italy, g ...
37. Vampire 1: "I once went so lon ...
38. I've been e-mailing William ...
39. What is the last thing you eat ...
40. What did the little kid do wit ...
41. What is posthumous work ? Som ...
42. Why did the cowboy die with ...
43. When a knight in armour was ki ...
44. Why was George Washington buri ...
45. What are you doing? I'm tryi ...
46. Waiter, there's a fly in my so ...
47. Q: What is the definition of ...
48. Three weeks after her wedding ...
49. There was a great loss today i ...
50. A dying man smells his favorit ...
51. "Do you believe in life afte ...
52. A chap went up to the counter ...
53. Teacher: What can you tell me ...
54. A man is fibbing away about ...
55. An English guy was very ill an ...
56. This elderly Newfoundland fi ...
57. Phoning the florist to order s ...
58. Question: What did the dead ...
59. A man was sitting in the elect ...
60. Why do cemeteries have fences ...