Showing All Dentist Jokes


1. A patient came to his dentis ...
2. Dentist: I have to pull the ac ...
3. "I came in to make an appoin ...
4. A husband and wife entered the ...
5. Dentist begging the patient: C ...
6. Patient: "It must be tough s ...
7. "I am sorry, madam, but I shal ...
8. What does the dentist of the ...
9. Why did the dentist make a p ...
10. How many dentists does it take ...
11. What did the werewolf eat af ...
12. Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a ...
13. Fred's mother was on the tel ...
14. Nigel: You said the school d ...
15. Why are you laughing? My den ...
16. As the judge said to the denti ...
17. Why was the man arrested for l ...
18. Who has the most dangerous j ...
19. I'm suffering from bad breath ...
20. Dentist: Don't worry. I'm pa ...
21. Patient: Doc, what should I do ...
22. Patient: Hey, that tooth you ...
23. Father: Don't you feel better ...
24. Cloyd went to a Charleston den ...
25. I thought, Miss Smith, that yo ...
26. At what time do most people go ...
27. What did the dentist say to th ...
28. Why does a dentist seem moody? ...
29. Why do dentists like potatoe ...
30. What is a drill team? A group ...
31. Why do people dislike going to ...
32. What is a dentist's office? A ...
33. What do you call the Scottish ...
34. What do you call a dentist in ...
35. What time is it when you have ...
36. Did you hear about the dentist ...
37. What game did the dentist play ...
38. What does a dentist do on a ...
39. What did the dentist see at th ...
40. What was the dentist doing in ...
41. Where does the dentist get his ...
42. Why didn't the dentist ask his ...
43. What did the dentist say to th ...
44. What did the tooth say to the ...
45. Anyone know the six most frigh ...
46. "Open wider." requested the ...
47. While I was waiting to see t ...
48. "I came in to make an appointm ...
49. Patient: Doctor, I am very n ...
50. Dentist: There goes the only w ...
51. Dentist: Just let me finish ...
52. Dentist to parsimonious patien ...
53. Young Charlie to dentist's s ...
54. Young lady to father "Daddy, ...
55. Patient to Dentist: "How much ...
56. Patient: How much to have th ...
57. What's worse than having you ...
58. A patient asked the dentist, i ...
59. Gerald: "Have you ever come ac ...
60. believe that the members of th ...
61. Patient:Do you extract teeth ...
62. Papa, why is it that dentists ...
63. Pardon me for a moment, plea ...
64. What to do you call an old den ...
65. A man went to his dentist beca ...
66. Dentist: "You don't need to op ...
67. "Did you get your money?" as ...