| 1. | Did you hear the new penalty f ... |
| 2. | The surgeon told his patient t ... |
| 3. | Doctor Doctor I swallowed a
... |
| 4. | Doctor, Doctor I think I need ... |
| 5. | Doctor, Doctor my son has swal ... |
| 6. | Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a
... |
| 7. | Doctor, Doctor I
think I'm
... |
| 8. | Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! ... |
| 9. | Doctor, how do I stop my nose ... |
| 10. | Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush ... |
| 11. | Doctor, doctor I keep
thinki ... |
| 12. | Doctor these pills you gave me ... |
| 13. | Doctor, Doctor everyone
keep ... |
| 14. | Doctor, Doctor I feel like a
... |
| 15. | Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking ... |
| 16. | Doctor Doctor I think I'm a
... |
| 17. | Doctor, Doctor I keep
gettin ... |
| 18. | Doctor, Doctor I feel like a
... |
| 19. | Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a ... |
| 20. | Doctor, Doctor Have you got so ... |
| 21. | Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking ... |
| 22. | Doctor, Doctor will this ointm ... |
| 23. | Doctor Doctor I feel like a
... |
| 24. | Doctor, doctor my sister here ... |
| 25. | Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet a ... |
| 26. | Doctor, Doctor Can I have seco ... |
| 27. | Doctor, Doctor you have to hel ... |
| 28. | Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking ... |
| 29. | Doctor, Doctor I keep
thinki ... |
| 30. | Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking ... |
| 31. | Doctor: You need new glasses
... |
| 32. | Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a
... |
| 33. | Doctor, Doctor I
feel like a ... |
| 34. | Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a
... |
| 35. | Doctor, Doctor I'm boiling
u ... |
| 36. | Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an ... |
| 37. | Doctor, Doctor I
keep painti ... |
| 38. | Doctor, Doctor I've broke my
... |
| 39. | Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a
... |
| 40. | Doctor, Doctor I think I'm tur ... |
| 41. | Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a
... |
| 42. | Doctor, Doctor I dream there a ... |
| 43. | Doctor, Doctor When I press wi ... |
| 44. | Doctor, Doctor When I press wi ... |
| 45. | Doctor Doctor I feel like
bi ... |
| 46. | Doctor, Doctor My little boy h ... |
| 47. | Doctor, Doctor I feel like a
... |
| 48. | Doctor, Doctor I snore so loud ... |
| 49. | Doctor, doctor my baby's swall ... |
| 50. | Doctor, Doctor I've just swall ... |
| 51. | Doctor, Doctor I'm becoming
... |
| 52. | Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking ... |
| 53. | Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking ... |
| 54. | Doctor how can I cure my sleep ... |
| 55. | Doctor, Doctor my sister think ... |
| 56. | Doctor: You seem to be in
... |
| 57. | Doctor:
You seem to be in
... |
| 58. | Doctor,
Doctor, everyone kee ... |
| 59. | Doctor, Doctor, some days I fe ... |
| 60. | Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking ... |
| 61. | Doctor, Doctor I've a split
... |
| 62. | Doctor, Doctor I keep
thinki ... |
| 63. | Doctor Doctor I keep thinking ... |
| 64. | Doctor, Doctor you've taken ou ... |
| 65. | Doctor, Doctor I've got bad te ... |
| 66. | Doctor, Doctor my
husband sm ... |
| 67. | Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking ... |
| 68. | Doctor, Doctor I'm a
burglar ... |
| 69. | Doctor, Doctor my baby is the ... |
| 70. | Doctor, Doctor I've lost my
... |
| 71. | Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a r ... |
| 72. | Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks ... |
| 73. | Doctor, Doctor I need somethin ... |
| 74. | Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing
... |
| 75. | Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing a ... |
| 76. | Doctor, Doctor I
think I'm a ... |
| 77. | Doctor, Doctor I feel like a
... |
| 78. | Doctor, Doctor I feel like a
... |
| 79. | Doctor, Doctor
I'm having
... |
| 80. | Doctor, Doctor what did the x- ... |
| 81. | Doctor Doctor I'm so ugly what ... |
| 82. | Doctor, Doctor, I can't get
... |
| 83. | Doctor, Doctor
You've got to ... |
| 84. | Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking ... |
| 85. | Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a
... |
| 86. | Doctor, Doctor I think I'm
a ... |
| 87. | Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a p ... |
| 88. | The Doctor was
puzzled "I'm ... |
| 89. | Patient: I'm in a hospital! Wh ... |
| 90. | A man walks into a doctor's of ... |
| 91. | Patient: Doctor,
what should ... |
| 92. | A young woman went to her doct ... |
| 93. | Patient:
Doctor, I think I
... |
| 94. | A baseball manager who had an ... |
| 95. | "Doctor, are you sure I'm suff ... |
| 96. | Patient: Doctor, you must help ... |
| 97. | Patient: Doctor, if
I give u ... |
| 98. | A man, seeking to lose
some ... |
| 99. | A doctor has come to see one o ... |
| 100. | A man went to see his doctor b ... |
| 101. | Patient (to
cosmetic surgeon ... |
| 102. | Doctor: Did you know
that th ... |
| 103. | A new arrival, about to enter ... |
| 104. | Mary:
My daughter believes i ... |
| 105. | What's the difference between ... |
| 106. | The seven-year old girl told h ... |
| 107. | A pipe burst in a doctor's hou ... |
| 108. | Doctor: Have you ever had this ... |
| 109. | Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! M ... |
| 110. | Doctor: Nurse, how is that lit ... |
| 111. | Nurse: Doctor, there is a man ... |
| 112. | A doctor and a nurse were
ca ... |
| 113. | Doctor: Did you take the patie ... |
| 114. | Three nurses went to heaven, a ... |
| 115. | Interns think of God, resident ... |
| 116. | What's the difference
betwee ... |
| 117. | A nurse was
showing some stu ... |
| 118. | A doctor is going round the wa ... |
| 119. | The nurse who can smile when
... |
| 120. | Why did the nurse always insis ... |
| 121. | Did you hear about the nurse w ... |
| 122. | How many nurses does it take t ... |
| 123. | How many triage nurses does it ... |
| 124. | How many doctors does it take ... |
| 125. | "The doctor said he would have ... |
| 126. | An old fellow came
into the ... |
| 127. | A man goes to the eye doctor. ... |
| 128. | Patient: I always see spots be ... |
| 129. | A man needing a
heart transp ... |
| 130. | What's the difference between ... |
| 131. | What is a double-blind study?
... |
| 132. | At a medical
convention, a m ... |
| 133. | How many physiotherapists
do ... |
| 134. | "Why are you so
excited?", t ... |
| 135. | "What do you do?" a young man ... |
| 136. | A man who was very
upset wal ... |
| 137. | Doctor, Doctor, I keep dreamin ... |
| 138. | There were ten zebras in the z ... |
| 139. | Nurse: Would you like an appoi ... |
| 140. | Jack went to see the camp nurs ... |
| 141. | Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds ... |
| 142. | A coffin was being moved
whe ... |
| 143. | The ninety-year-old man was in ... |
| 144. | 1) Why did the nurse keep the ... |
| 145. | How can you tell who is the he ... |
| 146. | How many nurses does
it take ... |
| 147. | Fireman rescued a
man who wa ... |
| 148. | Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking ... |
| 149. | Doctor, Doctor you've
taken ... |
| 150. | Doctor how can I cure my sleep ... |
| 151. | Doctor, Doctor will this
oin ... |
| 152. | Doctor Doctor I feel like a
... |
| 153. | Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar
... |
| 154. | Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing a ... |
| 155. | Doctor, Doctor I need somethin ... |
| 156. | Doctor Doctor I think I'm a
... |
| 157. | Doctor, Doctor I'm on a
diet ... |
| 158. | Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking ... |
| 159. | Doctor Doctor I keep thinking ... |
| 160. | Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking ... |
| 161. | Q: Why do blonde nurses bring ... |
| 162. | What kind of physician works o ... |
| 163. | What do you get if you have st ... |
| 164. | Did you hear about the two
p ... |
| 165. | The patient shook his doctor's ... |
| 166. | Doctor, doctor, can I have a b ... |
| 167. | Doctor, Doctor, my little brot ... |
| 168. | A nurse had to
take a patien ... |
| 169. | When a car skidded on wet pave ... |
| 170. | The patient: Tell me, is it tr ... |
| 171. | Jack: "My brother was sick and ... |
| 172. | Doctor: "Good news you passed ... |
| 173. | "Doctor, doctor!" said the
p ... |
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