Showing All Fishing Jokes


1. If you're fishing on ice, you ...
2. Q:what do you catch when you g ...
3. Q:what did the fish say when h ...
4. It was well known that a certa ...
5. Far away in the tropical water ...
6. Two guys are talking about fis ...
7. A man was stopped by a game-wa ...
8. The fishing season hasn't open ...
9. One day, two guys Joe and Bob ...
10. Two blondes rented a fishing b ...
11. Two Irishmen were walking down ...
12. Three priests were fishing o ...
13. An Irish priest loved to fly ...
14. Three fishermen were fishing ...
15. A small town Doctor was famous ...
16. A couple of young guys were fi ...
17. Heard the one about the three ...
18. One day a rather inebriated ic ...
19. Mother to daughter advice: C ...
20. There was a salmon fisherman w ...
21. A priest was walking along the ...
22. Q. Where does a fish keep hi ...
23. "Do you really believe your hu ...
24. A guy rings his boss and say ...
25. "What's the biggest fish you e ...
26. Henry's son, David, burst into ...
27. I was given the ultimatum 3 ...
28. "I didn't see you in church la ...
29. "I caught a twenty pound sal ...
30. Fishing rule #1: The least exp ...
31. Q. What is the difference betw ...
32. How much fishing tackle can a ...
33. Q. Where do fish sleep? A ...
34. What do you call a deaf fishin ...
35. I was glad when one fish got ...
36. Standing at the edge of the ...
37. Q: What you get when four men ...
38. One man's hobby was fishing, h ...
39. What do you call a dangerous f ...
40. Which fish can perform operati ...
41. What fish goes up the river at ...
42. Where do fish wash ? In a ri ...
43. While sports fishing off the F ...
44. Many years ago, a fisherman's ...
45. A fisherman returned to shore ...
46. Two fishermen were out on th ...
47. Two Virginia rednecks go on ...
48. Two young men were out in the ...
49. A father and son went fishing ...
50. Three guys were fishing in a l ...
51. One day a fisherman was lying ...
52. MacAndrews was visiting his Ir ...
53. How many fishermen does it tak ...
54. A man was fishing in the jun ...
55. Retired colonel, talking of th ...
56. An old lady saw a little boy ...
57. The little kid sat on the side ...
58. What kind of musical instrum ...
59. Tim once took his small cousin ...
60. What's the difference between ...
61. Fisherman: What are you fish ...
62. Q: How many anglers does it ...
63. How many South Dakotans does i ...
64. Lee: I just swallowed a fish b ...
65. George went fishing, but at th ...
66. Have you seen the new fishin ...
67. What is the difference between ...
68. What sort of net is useless ...
69. What did Noah do while spendin ...
70. Fishing season hasn't opened a ...
71. When fish play football, who ...
72. How do fish go into business ? ...
73. What do you call a fish with n ...
74. Why are fish so smart? They a ...
75. Which fish go to heaven when t ...
76. What bit of fish doesn't make ...
77. What kind of money do fisher ...
78. What do you get if you cross a ...
79. Two parrots are sitting on a p ...
80. What TV game show do fish like ...
81. What part of a fish weighs the ...
82. What do you call a literary fi ...
83. What fish do road-menders use ...
84. What is dry on the outside, fi ...
85. Who sleeps at the bottom of th ...
86. What did the boy fish say to h ...
87. Why is a fish easy to weigh ? ...
88. What did the sardine call the ...
89. Why are sardines the stupidest ...
90. Why do penguins eat fish? Be ...
91. Where do fish come from? Fi ...
92. Which fish dresses the best? ...
93. What do you get if you cross ...
94. What kind of fish will help yo ...
95. What do naked fish play with ? ...
96. Why are fish cleverer than hum ...
97. What did the fish do when hi ...
98. Why are fish boots the warmest ...
99. What was the name of Tom Saw ...
100. Why are gold fish orange ? T ...
101. What will santa bring your fis ...
102. What was the Tsar of Russia's ...
103. What do romantic fish sing to ...
104. What do you call a big fish wh ...
105. What's a sea serpent's favouri ...
106. Why are fish so gullible? The ...
107. How do you communicate with ...
108. What kind of fish is useful in ...
109. Where are most fish found ? ...
110. What fish sounds like a teleph ...
111. How do you tune a fish? Wit ...
112. What do you get if you cross a ...
113. What's the best way to catch a ...
114. How did the fish's tail get st ...
115. Why are fish no good at tennis ...
116. What do you call a man with ...
117. How do you post a fish? You ...
118. Where do you go to meet the ...
119. What kind of a fish does you ...
120. Why should you use six hooks o ...
121. What is a knight's favourite f ...
122. What fish is best to have in a ...
123. How do you get around fast on ...
124. How do the fish get to school ...
125. What fish make the best sandwi ...
126. To whom do fish go to borrow m ...
127. What fish only swims at night ...
128. What do dirty fish read? Pra ...
129. Why men like to fishing so muc ...
130. Having arrived at the edge of ...