| 1. | If you're fishing on ice, you ... |
| 2. | Q:what do you catch when you g ... |
| 3. | Q:what did the fish say when h ... |
| 4. | It was well known that a certa ... |
| 5. | Far away in the tropical water ... |
| 6. | Two guys are talking about fis ... |
| 7. | A man was stopped by a game-wa ... |
| 8. | The fishing season hasn't open ... |
| 9. | One day, two guys Joe and Bob ... |
| 10. | Two blondes rented a fishing b ... |
| 11. | Two Irishmen were walking down ... |
| 12. | Three
priests were fishing o ... |
| 13. | An Irish priest loved to fly
... |
| 14. | Three
fishermen were fishing ... |
| 15. | A small town Doctor was famous ... |
| 16. | A couple of young guys were fi ... |
| 17. | Heard the one about the three ... |
| 18. | One day a rather inebriated ic ... |
| 19. | Mother
to daughter advice: C ... |
| 20. | There was a salmon fisherman w ... |
| 21. | A priest was walking along the ... |
| 22. | Q. Where does
a fish keep hi ... |
| 23. | "Do you really believe your hu ... |
| 24. | A guy
rings his boss and say ... |
| 25. | "What's the biggest fish you e ... |
| 26. | Henry's son, David, burst into ... |
| 27. | I was given the ultimatum 3
... |
| 28. | "I didn't see you in church la ... |
| 29. | "I
caught a twenty pound sal ... |
| 30. | Fishing rule #1: The least exp ... |
| 31. | Q. What is the difference betw ... |
| 32. | How much fishing tackle can a ... |
| 33. | Q. Where do
fish sleep?
A ... |
| 34. | What do you call a deaf fishin ... |
| 35. | I was glad when one fish got
... |
| 36. | Standing at the
edge of the ... |
| 37. | Q: What you get when four men ... |
| 38. | One man's hobby was fishing, h ... |
| 39. | What do you call a dangerous f ... |
| 40. | Which fish can perform operati ... |
| 41. | What fish goes up the river at ... |
| 42. | Where do fish wash ?
In a ri ... |
| 43. | While sports fishing off the F ... |
| 44. | Many years ago, a fisherman's ... |
| 45. | A fisherman returned to shore ... |
| 46. | Two fishermen were out
on th ... |
| 47. | Two Virginia rednecks go on
... |
| 48. | Two young men were out in the ... |
| 49. | A father and son went fishing ... |
| 50. | Three guys were fishing in a l ... |
| 51. | One day a fisherman was lying ... |
| 52. | MacAndrews was visiting his Ir ... |
| 53. | How many fishermen does it tak ... |
| 54. | A
man was fishing in the jun ... |
| 55. | Retired colonel, talking of th ... |
| 56. | An old
lady saw a little boy ... |
| 57. | The little kid sat on the side ... |
| 58. | What kind of musical
instrum ... |
| 59. | Tim once took his small cousin ... |
| 60. | What's the difference between ... |
| 61. | Fisherman: What
are you fish ... |
| 62. | Q: How many anglers does
it ... |
| 63. | How many South Dakotans does i ... |
| 64. | Lee: I just swallowed a fish b ... |
| 65. | George went fishing, but at th ... |
| 66. | Have you seen
the new fishin ... |
| 67. | What is the difference between ... |
| 68. | What sort of net is
useless ... |
| 69. | What did Noah do while spendin ... |
| 70. | Fishing season hasn't opened a ... |
| 71. | When fish play football, who
... |
| 72. | How do fish go into business ? ... |
| 73. | What do you call a fish with n ... |
| 74. | Why are fish so smart?
They a ... |
| 75. | Which fish go to heaven when t ... |
| 76. | What bit of fish doesn't make ... |
| 77. | What kind of money
do fisher ... |
| 78. | What do you get if you cross a ... |
| 79. | Two parrots are sitting on a p ... |
| 80. | What TV game show do fish like ... |
| 81. | What part of a fish weighs the ... |
| 82. | What do you call a literary fi ... |
| 83. | What fish do road-menders use ... |
| 84. | What is dry on the outside, fi ... |
| 85. | Who sleeps at the bottom of th ... |
| 86. | What did the boy fish say to h ... |
| 87. | Why is a fish easy to weigh ? ... |
| 88. | What did the sardine call the ... |
| 89. | Why are sardines the stupidest ... |
| 90. | Why do penguins eat fish?
Be ... |
| 91. | Where do fish
come from?
Fi ... |
| 92. | Which fish dresses the best?
... |
| 93. | What do you get if you cross
... |
| 94. | What kind of fish will help yo ... |
| 95. | What do naked fish play with ? ... |
| 96. | Why are fish cleverer than hum ... |
| 97. | What did the
fish do when hi ... |
| 98. | Why are fish boots the warmest ... |
| 99. | What was the name of Tom
Saw ... |
| 100. | Why are gold fish orange ?
T ... |
| 101. | What will santa bring your fis ... |
| 102. | What was the Tsar of Russia's ... |
| 103. | What do romantic fish sing to ... |
| 104. | What do you call a big fish wh ... |
| 105. | What's a sea serpent's favouri ... |
| 106. | Why are fish so gullible?
The ... |
| 107. | How do you communicate
with ... |
| 108. | What kind of fish is useful in ... |
| 109. | Where are most fish found ?
... |
| 110. | What fish sounds like a teleph ... |
| 111. | How do you
tune a fish?
Wit ... |
| 112. | What do you get if you cross a ... |
| 113. | What's the best way to catch a ... |
| 114. | How did the fish's tail get st ... |
| 115. | Why are fish no good at tennis ... |
| 116. | What do you call a man
with ... |
| 117. | How do you post a fish?
You ... |
| 118. | Where do you go to meet the
... |
| 119. | What kind of a fish does
you ... |
| 120. | Why should you use six hooks o ... |
| 121. | What is a knight's favourite f ... |
| 122. | What fish is best to have in a ... |
| 123. | How do you get around fast on ... |
| 124. | How do the fish get to school ... |
| 125. | What fish make the best sandwi ... |
| 126. | To whom do fish go to borrow m ... |
| 127. | What fish only swims at night ... |
| 128. | What do dirty fish read?
Pra ... |
| 129. | Why men like to fishing so muc ... |
| 130. | Having arrived at the edge of ... |