| 1. | One day, Bill and Tom went to ... |
| 2. | A customer was bothering the w ... |
| 3. | A customer was bothering the
... |
| 4. | A family of three tomatoes
w ... |
| 5. | On April Fools Day, a mother p ... |
| 6. | The snack bar next door to an ... |
| 7. | A new chef from India
was fi ... |
| 8. | A
couple of kids tried using ... |
| 9. | The four food groups: Fast, Fr ... |
| 10. | A friend got some vinegar in h ... |
| 11. | Overweight is something that j ... |
| 12. | Sign in restaurant window: "Ea ... |
| 13. | I thought you were trying to g ... |
| 14. | When the waitress in a
New Y ... |
| 15. | In February 1994 in New Bright ... |
| 16. | Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillar ... |
| 17. | An elderly couple were killed ... |
| 18. | Q: Ever wonder
about people ... |
| 19. | A lady was picking through the ... |
| 20. | A friend and I were standing i ... |
| 21. | The
American tourist in Dubl ... |
| 22. | A man
went into a deli shop ... |
| 23. | What are the four food groups? ... |
| 24. | At a dinner party, one
of th ... |
| 25. | "May I take your order?" the w ... |
| 26. | Q. What's worse
than finding ... |
| 27. | What is the title of the new V ... |
| 28. | What's red and invisible?
... |
| 29. | Why did the grape cross the ro ... |
| 30. | What's the difference between ... |
| 31. | What ghost is handy in the
k ... |
| 32. | I'd say he was spineless.
Ye ... |
| 33. | What sort of soup do
skeleto ... |
| 34. | How do you make gold soup?
Pu ... |
| 35. | Don't eat the cookies so fast ... |
| 36. | What are apricots?
Where monk ... |
| 37. | What's the best day to eat bac ... |
| 38. | What is small, furry and smell ... |
| 39. | What's the difference between ... |
| 40. | Why did the biscuit cry?
Bec ... |
| 41. | Have you got any broken
bisc ... |
| 42. | What did the biscuit say when ... |
| 43. | Why did your brother give up h ... |
| 44. | Doctor, doctor, I keep thinkin ... |
| 45. | Did you hear about the teacher ... |
| 46. | They say she has a sharp tongu ... |
| 47. | Have you heard the story about ... |
| 48. | Why can't you make bread like ... |
| 49. | What looks just
like half a ... |
| 50. | Two flies were on a cornflakes ... |
| 51. | Two flies were on a cornflakes ... |
| 52. | What do cannibals eat for brea ... |
| 53. | How do you know that a elephan ... |
| 54. | And what's your name?" the
s ... |
| 55. | Fred wrote in her homework boo ... |
| 56. | Fred! What did I say I'd do if ... |
| 57. | What do you call two
rows of ... |
| 58. | Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my ... |
| 59. | My Aunt Maud had so many candl ... |
| 60. | What's the fastest cake in the ... |
| 61. | Flo: Try some of my sponge cak ... |
| 62. | Girl: Did you like that cake, ... |
| 63. | What
cake wanted to rule the ... |
| 64. | What did the snake say when he ... |
| 65. | What musical instrument goes w ... |
| 66. | Fred: I thought there was a ch ... |
| 67. | What cheese is made
backward ... |
| 68. | Say something soft and sweet t ... |
| 69. | Mom: Fred, there were two choc ... |
| 70. | I went to see my doctor to see ... |
| 71. | Boy: What's black, slimy,
wi ... |
| 72. | An
irate woman burst into th ... |
| 73. | Jimmy, how many more times mus ... |
| 74. | What's the difference between ... |
| 75. | Three cookies were crossing th ... |
| 76. | How does a witch make scramble ... |
| 77. | At a party, a conjurer was pro ... |
| 78. | What happens
if you play tab ... |
| 79. | My brother's on a seafood
di ... |
| 80. | A tourist walked into a fish a ... |
| 81. | What's red and green and wears ... |
| 82. | Teacher: If you saw me standin ... |
| 83. | First boy: She had a beautiful ... |
| 84. | Why did the teacher have
her ... |
| 85. | What do you get if you cross a ... |
| 86. | When Lee ate raw onions for a ... |
| 87. | Why are fried onions like a ph ... |
| 88. | What did the female mushroom s ... |
| 89. | An elderly couple were killed ... |
| 90. | A family of three tomatoes wer ... |
| 91. | What did the ice cream say
t ... |
| 92. | A fat girl went into a cafe an ... |
| 93. | Camper: There's
something wr ... |
| 94. | How can you tell the
differe ... |
| 95. | What food are you able to can? ... |
| 96. | What food is good for the brai ... |
| 97. | Why are oranges like bells?
Y ... |
| 98. | How can you make a soup rich?
... |
| 99. | What could you do if you were ... |
| 100. | If there were no food left, wh ... |
| 101. | What do you get if you cross a ... |
| 102. | Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ba ... |
| 103. | Knock Knock
Who's there !
Be ... |
| 104. | Knock Knock
Who's there !
Be ... |
| 105. | Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bu ... |
| 106. | WIFE: The 2 things I cook best ... |
| 107. | WIFE: "You look tired, honey. ... |
| 108. | Q:
What what can you make fr ... |
| 109. | Several women were discussing ... |
| 110. | Do you feel like a glass of ca ... |
| 111. | Would you like a duck egg for ... |
| 112. | What vegetable needs a plumber ... |
| 113. | What's a fresh vegetable? One ... |
| 114. | Did
you hear about the two p ... |
| 115. | Q: What did one strawberry say ... |
| 116. | Q: What do you call a
fake n ... |
| 117. | What do you call an egg from o ... |
| 118. | What's a doll's favorite food? ... |
| 119. | Q: What do you call cheese tha ... |
| 120. | Q.Why did the cookie go to the ... |
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