| 1. | Two men were digging a ditch o ... |
| 2. | I saw a pen in a
store the o ... |
| 3. | Did you hear
about the hillb ... |
| 4. | She's so stupid she thinks a s ... |
| 5. | Fred: Do you think I'm a fool? ... |
| 6. | Did
you hear about the fool ... |
| 7. | A man went into a pet shop to ... |
| 8. | How does an idiot call for his ... |
| 9. | Did you hear
about the idiot ... |
| 10. | Did you hear about the village ... |
| 11. | I can't understand the critics ... |
| 12. | What do you get when you cross ... |
| 13. | Why did the idiot plant nickel ... |
| 14. | Two men were knocking in nails ... |
| 15. | What did the stupid ghost do? ... |
| 16. | What do you call a stupid skel ... |
| 17. | Did you hear about the stupid ... |
| 18. | Did you hear about
the stupi ... |
| 19. | What do stupid kids do at Hall ... |
| 20. | A stupid glazier was examining ... |
| 21. | My friend is so stupid that he ... |
| 22. | Did you hear about the stupid ... |
| 23. | I don't know
what it is that ... |
| 24. | My
friend is so stupid he th ... |
| 25. | An idiotic laborer was told by ... |
| 26. | A stupid man was
struggling ... |
| 27. | An Irishman saw a notice outsi ... |
| 28. | Did you hear about the idiot
... |
| 29. | What do you call an alien
st ... |
| 30. | Teacher: That's the stupidest ... |
| 31. | How do you confuse an idiot?
... |
| 32. | A man in a swimming
pool was ... |
| 33. | Did you hear
about the stupi ... |
| 34. | Fred: Did you hear about the I ... |
| 35. | Q: How many idiots who ask stu ... |
| 36. | Housekeeper: Professor, there' ... |
| 37. | "Say, your house is
burning. ... |
| 38. | Loomis: Does your dog have a l ... |
| 39. | Did you hear about the dumb fa ... |
| 40. | Personnel Director: What would ... |
| 41. | Did you hear
about the dimwi ... |
| 42. | "Can you read Chinese?" "Yes, ... |
| 43. | Hatton: I ain't as dumb as I l ... |
| 44. | Did you hear about the rookie ... |
| 45. | Hoot: How the hell can ya be s ... |
| 46. | Holton
sat down in a Green B ... |
| 47. | Did you hear about the dimwit ... |
| 48. | What has
eight legs and an I ... |
| 49. | Young Bradley arrived at his d ... |
| 50. | Calvin went to Pearson's Pet S ... |
| 51. | Guidry called in Plotke, the p ... |
| 52. | Delmer: How'd you like the pla ... |
| 53. | Edney and Cole, two Ohio Ediso ... |
| 54. | Duayne met Patricia Ann from B ... |
| 55. | Rigby drove into the city with ... |
| 56. | Tyfus applied for a job in a f ... |
| 57. | Chaffee
could talk on any su ... |
| 58. | Wyatt, Milford and Calhoun wer ... |
| 59. | Shingles were loose on Pennock ... |
| 60. | An army sergeant told Private ... |
| 61. | Henderson bought a new
car a ... |
| 62. | Did you hear about the dumb
... |
| 63. | Did you hear about the
Irani ... |
| 64. | The Albanian planted lightbulb ... |
| 65. | Why are Canadians given only a ... |
| 66. | Did you hear about the guy
f ... |
| 67. | And then there was the Newfie ... |
| 68. | Did you hear about the Finn wh ... |
| 69. | Why does the Philippines ban r ... |
| 70. | Did you hear about the Mexican ... |
| 71. | Did
you hear about the Puert ... |
| 72. | Then there was the Puerto
Ri ... |
| 73. | Why did Rudolfo salute the box ... |
| 74. | How does a Russian Aeroflot
... |
| 75. | Carmella and Mario were out on ... |
| 76. | Iraq has just ordered two
th ... |
| 77. | Why can't the Philippines fiel ... |
| 78. | How do Filipinos count money? ... |
| 79. | What do Filipinos call
Canad ... |
| 80. | Did you hear about the Irishma ... |
| 81. | Doctor: That deafness cure hel ... |
| 82. | "What did Shawn
like most ab ... |
| 83. | Did you hear about the
Baton ... |
| 84. | Did you hear about the Georgia ... |
| 85. | Did you hear about the Omaha m ... |
| 86. | "How come you're only
wateri ... |
| 87. | Did you
hear about the Texan ... |
| 88. | Did you hear about the Montana ... |
| 89. | Did you hear about the Murfree ... |
| 90. | How do Alaska CB radio operato ... |
| 91. | Treadwell walked into a Biloxi ... |
| 92. | Did you hear about
the Brook ... |
| 93. | The teacher asked a Louisiana ... |
| 94. | Kowalski and Janzek left Hamtr ... |
| 95. | Did you hear about the hillbil ... |
| 96. | Four Independence boys, Pugh, ... |
| 97. | Titus was on a
Knoxville ele ... |
| 98. | Did you hear about the idiot w ... |
| 99. | Did you hear about the Oklahom ... |
| 100. | Slim walked into his local pos ... |
| 101. | Did you hear about the idiot w ... |
| 102. | Why did the idiot drive his pi ... |
| 103. | "Why do rednecks act like
su ... |
| 104. | Jett was trying to
light a m ... |
| 105. | IRS Agent: What's all this? Br ... |
| 106. | Melburn was strolling along do ... |
| 107. | When a small Montana village d ... |
| 108. | Zack and Tybe, two
Alabama f ... |
| 109. | Mayne and Willard, two idiots, ... |
| 110. | Izzard went into a Baltimore b ... |
| 111. | The July temperature in
Jopl ... |
| 112. | Kennen was having a drink in a ... |
| 113. | During a break on a North Dako ... |
| 114. | Police in Oakland, California ... |
| 115. | I live in a semi-rural area. W ... |
| 116. | My neighbor works in the opera ... |
| 117. | I
was sitting in my science ... |
| 118. | My daughter went to a local Ta ... |
| 119. | Police in
Radnor, Pennsylvan ... |
| 120. | Jim sees his neighbor out back ... |
| 121. | Swedish
business consultant ... |
| 122. | According to the
Knight-Ridd ... |
| 123. | He is so dumb, he thinks an ag ... |
| 124. | Why did the stupid boy wear a ... |
| 125. | A boy went into the local depa ... |
| 126. | A silly boy
spent the aftern ... |
| 127. | My friend is so silly that he ... |
| 128. | Sister: Why are you putting
... |
| 129. | A guy walking down a street on ... |
| 130. | Why did Silly Sue throw her gu ... |
| 131. | Did you hear about the stupid ... |
| 132. | Why did the idiot have his sun ... |
| 133. | How do you keep an imbecile
... |
| 134. | Why did the Aggie call 911 in ... |
| 135. | An Illinois man pretending to ... |
| 136. | A 9-year-old boy in Manassas, ... |
| 137. | A student in Belle, West Virgi ... |
| 138. | Fire
investigators on Maui h ... |
| 139. | After interviewing a particula ... |
| 140. | Q: Did you hear about the 25 I ... |
| 141. | Q: Have you heard about the Ir ... |
| 142. | Two newfies walked into a pet ... |
| 143. | QUESTION: Why does the town id ... |
| 144. | What did the idiot do to the f ... |
| 145. | One idiot said to the other, " ... |
| 146. | There were two guys working fo ... |
| 147. | An idiot decided to start a ch ... |
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