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1. A defendant was on trial for ...
2. A big-city lawyer was represen ...
3. If two lawyers were drowning, ...
4. The bartender asks him "What ...
5. A lawyer named Strange died, a ...
6. A local United Way office real ...
7. Why don't lawyers play hid ...
8. What's the difference between ...
9. What is the proper weight for ...
10. It seems that a devout, good c ...
11. What is black and brown and lo ...
12. A guy walks into a post office ...
13. An old man was critically il ...
14. A man walks into a friend and ...
15. A tough case was being argued ...
16. "You seem to have more than th ...
17. A person is in the hospital an ...
18. A lawyer returns to his parked ...
19. What do you call an honest law ...
20. The first lawyer questioning a ...
21. A woman was being questioned ...
22. A persistent job-seeker once ...
23. "Excuse me," a young fellow sa ...
24. A convicted con man was recent ...
25. Changing lawyers is like movin ...
26. Did you hear that the Post Off ...
27. First person: Do you know how ...
28. Have you seen the current rema ...
29. How do you get a lawyer out of ...
30. How many lawyers does it take ...
31. How many lawyers does it take ...
32. If a lawyer and an IRS agent w ...
33. If an apple a day keeps the do ...
34. If I had but one life to give ...
35. If you laid all the lawyers in ...
36. In the construction field, i ...
37. What's the difference betwee ...
38. Why is it dangerous for a lawy ...
39. Why is it that if you give a ...
40. Why is it that New Jersey got ...
41. You're trapped in a room with ...
42. How can you tell a lawyer is l ...
43. How many lawyers does it take ...
44. Lawyer: "Let me give you my ...
45. Lawyer: "Now that you have bee ...
46. What do lawyers do after they ...
47. Why don't lawyers enjoy playin ...
48. A doctor was vacationing at th ...
49. Why didn't Cupid shoot his a ...
50. What kind of clothes do lawyer ...
51. Where is the best place to hid ...
52. A Frenchman, an Englishman, an ...
53. At a convention of biologica ...
54. A judge in a small city was ...
55. "How can I ever thank you?" gu ...
56. Q: If you see a lawyer on a bi ...
57. Q. Why is it that many lawyers ...