Showing All Marriage Jokes


1. A married couple was in a te ...
2. Four married guys go golfing ...
3. It's not true that married m ...
4. I married Miss Right. I just d ...
5. Losing a wife can be hard. In ...
6. A man is incomplete until he i ...
7. "Well, Mrs. O'Connor, so you w ...
8. Some years ago, Michael J. Fla ...
9. "And how's yer wife, Pat?" ...
10. Murphy and his wife, a middle- ...
11. In West Kerry, the wife commen ...
12. Casey married a rich widow, bu ...
13. Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were ...
14. An Irish couple, whose married ...
15. A little boy, at a wedding loo ...
16. At a friend's wedding, everyth ...
17. As he lay on his deathbed, the ...
18. It's for my mother-in-law," ex ...
19. Once there was a millionaire, ...
20. A man and woman where on their ...
21. The newlywed wife said to he ...
22. Jill tells her husband, "Jack, ...
23. young couple were on their h ...
24. A police officer in a small ...
25. After shopping for most of the ...
26. A dietician was once address ...
27. A man really loved a woman, ...
28. A psychiatrist visited a Cal ...
29. In olden times, it is reported ...
30. Jack was living in Arizona dur ...
31. A recent survey done by marr ...
32. Old Farmer Johnson was dying ...
33. The following conversation t ...
34. There was once a wife so jealo ...
35. A young husband with an inferi ...
36. A person receives a telegram ...
37. A man was traveling down a cou ...
38. It's not what you say, but the ...
39. Hubby - You always carry my ph ...
40. At a local coffee bar, a young ...
41. A young couple drove several m ...
42. Some people ask the secret o ...
43. A fellow was very much in lo ...
44. They were married, but since t ...
45. Two deaf men were in a coffee ...
46. A boy is about to go on his fi ...
47. Son: How much does it cost to ...
48. Son: Is it true? Dad, I hear ...
49. Old Man On A Bench An old ma ...
50. The man approached the very be ...
51. "Cash, check or charge?" I ask ...
52. A biologist phones his wife ...
53. A mother and her child were at ...
54. A man placed some flowers on t ...
55. A woman accompanied her husban ...
56. Marriage is a three ring cir ...
57. During the wedding rehearsal ...
58. Never before had Sue looked in ...
59. "Honey," said this husband t ...
60. A devoted wife had spent her l ...
61. A young couple got married and ...
62. The man told his doctor that h ...
63. A couple was celebrating their ...
64. One night, Peter was home wa ...
65. Q. How are husbands like lawn ...
66. Q. What should you do if you s ...
67. What's the best way to get a m ...
68. What is the one thing that all ...
69. Personally I think one of the ...
70. As US tourists in Israel, a ma ...
71. In the midst of a veritable do ...
72. A little girl and a little b ...
73. Larry's barn burned down, and ...
74. A man was walking in the str ...
75. A rural Frenchman was on trial ...
76. Husband: What do you love most ...
77. A guy is down on his luck. He ...
78. An explorer goes into an und ...
79. A little kid comes running int ...
80. This day holds a lot of meanin ...
81. A guy runs out of a Las Vega ...
82. A husband and wife went to t ...
83. A man has six children and is ...
84. A journalist had done a stor ...
85. After the third day of a reall ...
86. Lee was known among his friend ...
87. A man happened to meet his ex- ...
88. Following a bitter divorce a h ...
89. Returning from her vacation, t ...
90. A few moments after the daught ...
91. A student engineer in the offi ...
92. A lady with a large flowery ...
93. I know a husband and wife wh ...
94. There were three guys in a bar ...
95. We have a young married couple ...
96. But let's get real here guys, ...
97. A recent study showed that the ...
98. You know the honeymoon is pr ...
99. A henpecked husband was advise ...
100. I've got trouble with the wife ...
101. Not that my wife's the jealo ...
102. A jealous husband hires a priv ...
103. This man was sitting quietly r ...
104. An old man and woman were marr ...
105. A bum asks a man for $2. The ...
106. A wife was berating her husb ...
107. "You and your husband don't ...
108. A man brings his wife a glas ...
109. Wife: "Do you think of me when ...
110. Two men are having an awfully ...
111. A man calls his family doc ...
112. A man comes home and hears h ...
113. Playboy is coming out with a n ...
114. After she woke up, a woman t ...
115. A guy is dating three women an ...
116. An Illinois man who left the s ...
117. If your wife comes out of the ...
118. The sailor came home from a se ...
119. Mrs. Culpepper was almost in ...
120. I've never been much on fashio ...
121. A man comes home early from wo ...
122. A friend of mine told me he ...
123. My wife and I were watching ...
124. The newlyweds arrived at the ...
125. The Yuppie showered a Yuppette ...
126. I overheard a friend telling ...
127. Attorney to witness: "What was ...
128. A concerned husband went to a ...
129. A father came home from a lo ...
130. An old man goes to the Wizard ...
131. The local courtroom was packed ...
132. "I bet you don't know what d ...
133. After the fall in Garden of ...
134. A funeral service is being hel ...
135. "Get this." said the bloke to ...
136. When Joe's wife ran away with ...
137. A man was complaining to a f ...
138. "Oh love, what did you ever do ...
139. A man answers the phone and ...
140. The angry wife met her husband ...
141. One of the bachelors in the ...
142. The young immigrant couple had ...
143. A guy bought his wife a beauti ...
144. A young lady came home and tol ...
145. Miles Dobson was away from hom ...
146. A woman got a problem with her ...
147. A woman and her lover are on t ...
148. Wife: Who was that on the ...
149. Night. A sleeping couple is ...
150. The couple was dining out when ...
151. Moe: My wife converted me to ...
152. Married life is very frustra ...
153. NOVICE: Do clever men make goo ...
154. A couple came upon a wishing ...
155. An English professor wrote the ...
156. How do you turn a Fox into a ...
157. "I was in a very generous mood ...
158. A woman entered the hospital t ...
159. A child at a Christian schoo ...
160. "Will the father be present du ...
161. A family was having dinner on ...
162. On his way out of church, Fr ...
163. Old aunts used to come up to m ...
164. For their 25th wedding anniv ...
165. A wealthy man sat in his attor ...
166. Sarah was reading a newspaper, ...
167. The room was full of pregnan ...
168. The child was a typical four ...
169. Two men were changing in the l ...
170. A man took his wife to the doc ...
171. "Ever since we got married, my ...
172. A husband and wife were at a p ...
173. At a jury trial with the jury ...
174. What's the difference betwee ...
175. What happened at the cannibal' ...
176. Two men were remembering their ...
177. Today is my twenty-fifth weddi ...
178. A woman was in court charged ...
179. Young Actor: Dad, guess what ...
180. Marriage is a three-ring circu ...
181. Why is a bride always out of l ...
182. Why did the 280-pound girl m ...
183. Why was the broom late ? It ...
184. She was two thirds married onc ...
185. Hey, you just shot my wife. I ...
186. Where did the burgers go after ...
187. Q: How do you know when you're ...
188. Q: How is a marriage like a ...
189. Before we got married, I cau ...
190. BARTENDER: I think you've had ...
191. Both of my marriages have been ...
192. Q: What do you call two spid ...
193. John: "I'm a man of few words. ...
194. Adam and Eve had an ideal marr ...
195. The groom, upon his engagement ...
196. The wedding was over, and the ...
197. Wife, opening mail, to spouse: ...
198. "The thrill is gone from my ma ...
199. A woman decided to have her po ...
200. My wife sez that I'm too extra ...
201. QUESTION: What is honeymoon? ...
202. QUESTION: Why should a honeymo ...
203. QUESTION: Do you know what i ...
204. Two ladies were hanging out to ...
205. Marriage is nature's way of pr ...
206. When Mr. Maxwell's wife left h ...