Showing All Men Jokes
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Men are like placemats. ...
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Men are like mascara. Th ...
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Men are like bike helmets. ...
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Men are like government bonds. ...
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Men are like copiers. You ...
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Men are like lava lamps. ...
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Men are like bank accounts. ...
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Men are like high heels. ...
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Men are like curling irons. ...
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Men are like mini skirts. ...
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How many men does it take to ...
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Why is a Laundromat a really ...
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A husband was trying to prove ...
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There were 11 people hanging ...
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Q. How do men define a "50/50" ...
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Q. How do men exercise on th ...
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Q. How does a man show he's ...
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Q. What do most men consider ...
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Q. What do you call a handcu ...
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Q. What makes a man think abou ...
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Q. What should you give a man ...
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Q. What do you instantly know ...
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Q. What's a man's idea of ho ...
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Q. What's the best way to forc ...
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Q. Why can't men get mad cow d ...
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Q. Why do men like smart women ...
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Q. Why do men need instant rep ...
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Q. What do you call a woman ...
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Q. Why do men like love at fir ...
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Q. What's the fastest way to a ...
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Q. How can you tell if a man ...
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Q. Why is it so hard for women ...
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Q. How many men does it take ...
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Q. Why do men buy electric l ...
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Q. What does it mean when a ma ...
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Q: What's the best way to ki ...
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Q: How does a man keep his you ...
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Q: How do you keep your husb ...
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Why don't women work as long ...
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What does it mean to come home ...
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Why do men act like idiots? W ...
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How do you lose fourteen stone ...
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How can you tell if a man is c ...
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How do you confuse a man? You ...
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When do men insist that women ...
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Where's the safest place to ...
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Why does a man only get half-h ...
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How are men like carpet tile ...
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Why do so few men end up in He ...
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What do you call a man who ope ...
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How many men does it take to c ...
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How many men does it take to m ...
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What's a man idea of helping w ...
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What's the difference between ...
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What does a man consider to be ...
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How are men like noodles? The ...
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A woman of 35 thinks of havi ...
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Why don't men have mid-life cr ...
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How is being at a singles bar ...
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What do you do with a bachelor ...
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What's the difference between ...
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What is the thinnest book in ...
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Now do you save a man from dro ...
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How many honest, intelligent, ...
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What do you do if your boyfrie ...
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What did God say after she mad ...
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What do you call a man who has ...
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Man says to God: "God, why did ...
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Why did God create a man befor ...
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Why do little boys whine? Bec ...
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Give a man a fish and he will ...
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One night a wife found her hus ...
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There are a lot of words you ...
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Men are like animals: messy, ...
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There are only two four letter ...
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How do you scare a man? Sn ...
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One day in the Garden of Ede ...
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Two confirmed bachelors sat ...
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If a man says something in the ...
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Q: What are two reasons why me ...
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Q: Did you hear about the new ...
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Q. Where is the best place in ...
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Q. Why is the book "Women Who ...
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Women dream of world peace, a ...
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Why are men like blenders? ...
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Where do you have to go to f ...
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Which of the following lines w ...
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What do you do if your bank ...
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Why are men like paper cups? ...
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why don't men do laundry? ca ...
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Why do men prefer blondes? ...
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When a man steals your wife, ...
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The difference between men a ...
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Why did God create men first ...
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What a woman says: "This place ...
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A man parked his car at the su ...
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QUESTION: Why are lifesavers b ...
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Men are like fine wine. They a ...
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One Saturday afternoon, a man ...
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Wanting to lose weight, a woma ...
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Q. How are men like televisi ...
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Q: Why is it dangerous to let ...
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Q: Why do men float better tha ...
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Q: What are the three types of ...
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Men are like coffee. The best ...
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Men are like computers. Har ...
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Men are like coolers. Load th ...
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Men are like chocolate bars. ...
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Men are like power tools. T ...
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Men are like remote controls. ...
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Men are like shag carpets. ...
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Men are like vacuum cleaners ...
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Men are like road kill. The ...
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Men are like soap operas. T ...
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Men are like pillows. Eventua ...
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Men are like old car tires. ...
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Men are like plastic wrap. ...
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Men are like department stor ...
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Men are like horoscopes. They ...
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Men are like plungers. They s ...
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Question: How many men does it ...
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Question: If a man speaks in t ...
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What is the difference between ...
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Q: Men will brag that there ...
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Q: How many Real Men does it t ...
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Brian was dating Lorraine an ...
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A neighbor of mine was bit b ...
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This man says to his friend," ...
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Q: What do you call a man who ...
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Anytime you see a young man op ...
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Men don't get lost; they dis ...