Showing All Mental Health Jokes


1. A psychiatrist was conductin ...
2. A young woman took her troub ...
3. A psychologist is at a party ...
4. What is the difference between ...
5. What's the difference between ...
6. Psychiatrist to his nurse: " ...
7. A guy goes in to see a psychol ...
8. Why is psychoanalysis a lot ...
9. A psychologist returned from a ...
10. Two psychologists meet at thei ...
11. Patient: Doctor, my wife thi ...
12. When the new patient was settl ...
13. In a psychiatrist's waiting ro ...
14. A man who thinks he's George W ...
15. Joe has been seeing a psychoan ...
16. One behaviorist to another aft ...
17. How do you tell the differen ...
18. Doctor, doctor, people tell me ...
19. Doctor, doctor, nobody underst ...
20. Doctor, doctor, No one believe ...
21. Doctor, doctor, people keep ...
22. Doctor, doctor, I keep thinkin ...
23. Doctor, doctor, I'm manic-de ...
24. Doctor, doctor, I keep tryin ...
25. Doctor, doctor, I can't concen ...
26. Doctor, doctor, I feel so shor ...
27. Doctor, doctor, I feel like a ...
28. Doctor, doctor, I've only got ...
29. Doctor, I have a ringing in my ...
30. Patient: Doctor, you must help ...
31. Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm ...
32. How many psychologists does ...
33. How many psychologists does ...
34. How many psychologists does it ...
35. How many psychiatrists does it ...
36. How many psychiatrists does it ...
37. How many psychiatrists does ...
38. How many psychoanalysts does i ...
39. What do Psychologists say to e ...
40. The head doctors in an insane ...
41. When they arrived at the thera ...
42. Patient: I'm really depressed. ...
43. One out of every four people i ...
44. "Great news, Mr. Oscarson," ...
45. Patient: Doctor, I get the fee ...
46. Three patients at a psychiatri ...
47. How many Borderline P.D. doe ...
48. How many Obsessive-Compulsive ...
49. How many Passive Aggressive ...
50. How many Dependent P.D. does t ...
51. How many Histrionic P.D. doe ...
52. Two psychiatrists were walking ...
53. Three patients in a mental ...
54. The mother of a problem chil ...
55. After hearing that one of the ...
56. A man is strolling past the me ...
57. Mary was having a tough day ...
58. My therapist told me the way t ...
59. A guy goes to a psychiatrist. ...
60. A doctor of psychology was doi ...
61. A group of psychiatrists wer ...
62. The aspiring psychiatrists w ...
63. A man walked into a therapis ...
64. The psychology instructor ha ...
65. A guy had been feeling down fo ...
66. Why did the witch go to the ...
67. Psychiatrist: Well, what's y ...
68. What happens if you tell a ...
69. "The trouble is," said the ent ...
70. Fred: "Why are you so upset?" ...
71. Patient: Why did you charge ...
72. Did you hear about the auto ...
73. A woman entered a psychiatrist ...
74. Doctor ! Doctor ! I think I'm ...
75. What do you know when you see ...
76. Why is a psychiatrist like a ...