Showing All Military Jokes


1. General Heath, a famous lover ...
2. A retired sergeant was asked: ...
3. During an army basic training, ...
4. There was this General-in-trai ...
5. SIX PHASES OF THE MONTH IN NAV ...
6. An airforce officer goes to ...
7. At a lesson in topography a ...
8. As the family gathered for a b ...
9. You Might be a Marine Wife i ...
10. One of my husband's duties as ...
11. A drill sergeant had just ch ...
12. The cavalryman was galloping ...
13. Airman Jones was assigned to ...
14. The reason the Air Force, Army ...
15. On some air bases the Air Forc ...
16. One Sunday morning, the prie ...
17. It was a dark, stormy, night. ...
18. While practicing auto-rotati ...
19. A trio of old veterans were ...
20. A general noticed one of his s ...
21. As he was drilling a batch o ...
22. There were three American pilo ...
23. A solider stationed in the Sou ...
24. In the 1970's, before women ...
25. During the Mexican American Wa ...
26. A young naval student was be ...
27. During training exercises, the ...
28. Officer: Soldier, do you hav ...
29. Q: What's the difference betwe ...
30. An Air Force cargo plane was p ...
31. Having just moved into his n ...
32. An Army Ranger was on holiday ...
33. The Captain called the Sergean ...
34. An Israeli soldier who just en ...
35. The General went out to find t ...
36. The chief of staff of the US A ...
37. Two men were boasting to each ...
38. Following some duty overseas, ...
39. A sailor in the Navy who had b ...
40. During a visit to a military m ...
41. The first woman recruit in t ...
42. This Marine drill instructor, ...
43. The Pentagon once did a study ...
44. Having passed the enlistment ...
45. The Army Airborne major was us ...
46. Why did the army send so man ...
47. We have women in the militar ...
48. Seems there was a young sold ...
49. - How many Iraqis does it take ...
50. - How many Russians does it ta ...
51. - How many survivors of nucl ...
52. Paddy 'n' Mick join the army ...
53. A soldier at the Pentagon got ...
54. At Parris Island, a sergeant w ...
55. - What do you think about the ...
56. A patrol of allied soldiers we ...
57. A warrant officer was crossing ...
58. A trooper asks a sergeant: ...
59. A Maintenance Battalion in G ...
60. I was an Air Force ICBM launch ...
61. A recruit examines the food se ...
62. This is the difference between ...
63. Father Murphy walked into a ...
64. A soldier keeps a mug upside ...
65. A general calls a colonel: ...
66. Q: "What has an IQ of 42?" ...
67. Q. "Why does the Navy put Ma ...
68. Q. "Why do the commodes in M ...
69. The story goes that Air Force ...
70. Q: How many British navy Offic ...
71. Q: how many vietnam vets doe ...
72. Q: How many Honor Guards does ...
73. Q: How many U.S marines does ...
74. Q: How many Pentagon procureme ...
75. Q: How many military informati ...
76. During the Vietnam War, a hill ...
77. A destroyer pulled into a fore ...
78. Short-sighted sarge: "Attentio ...
79. - When the general comes, re ...
80. A draftee went in for his phys ...
81. Colin Powell, once USA's hig ...
82. Soldier Ivanov was ordered to ...
83. Sargeant Williams was the newe ...
84. Airmen had to launch two E-3 A ...
85. Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshi ...
86. Q: What does Saddam want for T ...
87. Q: What do Saddam Hussein and ...
88. Q: What is the best Iraqi job ...
89. Q: "How many members of the co ...
90. Q: Did you hear that it is twi ...
91. Q: What is Iraq's national b ...
92. Q: What's the difference betwe ...
93. Q: How is Saddam like Fred F ...
94. Two paratrooper recruits in ...
95. Recruits were shocked at the l ...
96. The theatrical manager excla ...
97. - Who likes music? - asks a ...
98. During camouflage training in ...
99. Following some duty overseas, ...
100. While practicing autorotations ...