| 1. | Did you hear about the monster ... |
| 2. | How does Frankenstein sit in h ... |
| 3. | What did one of Frankenstein's ... |
| 4. | How did Frankenstein's
monst ... |
| 5. | Why did Frankenstein squeeze h ... |
| 6. | How did Dr Frankenstein pay th ... |
| 7. | Frankenstein was sitting in hi ... |
| 8. | What happened to Frankenstein' ... |
| 9. | What does Frankenstein's monst ... |
| 10. | What happened to Frankenstein' ... |
| 11. | Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have yo ... |
| 12. | Igor: Only
this morning Dr F ... |
| 13. | What
happened when Dr Franke ... |
| 14. | Monster: Someone told me Dr Fr ... |
| 15. | What do you call a mouse that ... |
| 16. | Why did the monster stop playi ... |
| 17. | What do you call a monster wit ... |
| 18. | What does a polite monster say ... |
| 19. | How do you tell a good monster ... |
| 20. | What do you call a monster wit ... |
| 21. | What does a monster do when he ... |
| 22. | How did the monster cure his s ... |
| 23. | On which day do monsters eat p ... |
| 24. | What kind of monster can sit o ... |
| 25. | Little monster: Mom, I've fini ... |
| 26. | First monster: I
have a hunc ... |
| 27. | Did you hear the
joke about ... |
| 28. | How do you address a monster? ... |
| 29. | Did you hear about the monster ... |
| 30. | HWhy did the monster lie on hi ... |
| 31. | What do you get if you cross a ... |
| 32. | Where is the monster's temple? ... |
| 33. | How do you communicate with th ... |
| 34. | What should you call a polite, ... |
| 35. | Boy: Did you know you can get ... |
| 36. | How can you tell if a monster ... |
| 37. | What makes an ideal present fo ... |
| 38. | Did you hear about the
monst ... |
| 39. | What did the big, hairy monste ... |
| 40. | Did you hear about the monster ... |
| 41. | Why was the monster standing o ... |
| 42. | What do you get if you cross
... |
| 43. | Did you hear about the Irish m ... |
| 44. | Why did the monster
take his ... |
| 45. | What happened when the monster ... |
| 46. | On her annual visit to another ... |
| 47. | Mr Monster:
Oi, hurry up wit ... |
| 48. | What's big, heavy, furry, dang ... |
| 49. | What should you do if a monste ... |
| 50. | How do you stop a monster digg ... |
| 51. | What do you do with a green mo ... |
| 52. | What does a monster mom say to ... |
| 53. | What did Frankenstein's
mons ... |
| 54. | What happens if a big hairy mo ... |
| 55. | First Monster: I'm so thirsty ... |
| 56. | What do you call
a huge, ugl ... |
| 57. | The monster spent a fortune
... |
| 58. | How do man-eating monsters cou ... |
| 59. | Could you kill a monster just ... |
| 60. | What does the hungry monster g ... |
| 61. | What's the difference between ... |
| 62. | Why did the monster put the
... |
| 63. | 1st Monster: What is that son ... |
| 64. | First monster: That
pretty g ... |
| 65. | What do young female monsters ... |
| 66. | Why is stupid monster
like a ... |
| 67. | Girl Monster 1: "I hear you've ... |
| 68. | How does a
monster begin a f ... |
| 69. | What monster plays the most Ap ... |
| 70. | What would you get if you cros ... |
| 71. | Why did the monster get a tick ... |
| 72. | What did the monster say to th ... |
| 73. | What would you get if you cros ... |
| 74. | How do you stop a monster from ... |
| 75. | Where do you find monster snai ... |
| 76. | Where do space monsters live?
... |
| 77. | What's the difference between ... |
| 78. | Did you hear
about the monst ... |
| 79. | What's big and ugly and drinks ... |
| 80. | Why did the monster dye her ha ... |
| 81. | 'Here's a good book,' said the ... |
| 82. | A very tall monster with sever ... |
| 83. | If storks bring
human babies ... |
| 84. | What do sea monsters have for ... |
| 85. | An enormous monster with eight ... |
| 86. | What's big and hairy and goes ... |
| 87. | What is a monster's favourite ... |
| 88. | How can you tell if a monster ... |
| 89. | FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a ... |
| 90. | What do you get if you cross a ... |
| 91. | FRED MONSTER: My sister must b ... |
| 92. | FRED: Your monster was
makin ... |
| 93. | Why is
the monsters' footbal ... |
| 94. | FIRST MONSTER: I'm going
to ... |
| 95. | What do you get if you cross a ... |
| 96. | MRS MONSTER TO MR MONSTER: Try ... |
| 97. | What did the monster say to hi ... |
| 98. | Why did the monster go into ho ... |
| 99. | Monster: Where do fleas go in ... |
| 100. | What is a monster's favourite ... |
| 101. | What do they have for lunch at ... |
| 102. | What's the
hardest part of m ... |
| 103. | FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for d ... |
| 104. | FIRST MONSTER: I fancy
eatin ... |
| 105. | MONSTER MOTHER: How many times ... |
| 106. | Little monster: Mom I've finis ... |
| 107. | Little monster: Mom,
why can ... |
| 108. | Little monster:
Mom, Mom, wh ... |
| 109. | Mommy monster:
Don't eat tha ... |
| 110. | What happened to Ray when he m ... |
| 111. | Waiter on ocean liner: Would y ... |
| 112. | Why did the
monster paint hi ... |
| 113. | Why was the big, hairy,
two- ... |
| 114. | What can a monster do that you ... |
| 115. | What aftershave do monsters we ... |
| 116. | How did the world's tallest mo ... |
| 117. | What happened when the monster ... |
| 118. | Did you hear about the monster ... |
| 119. | Did you hear
about the monst ... |
| 120. | A monster walked into the coun ... |
| 121. | Did you hear about the monster ... |
| 122. | Why did the monster take a dea ... |
| 123. | Why did the monster drink ten ... |
| 124. | What's the difference
betwee ... |
| 125. | Why did Frankenstein's monster ... |
| 126. | What kind of book did
Franke ... |
| 127. | What was the inscription on th ... |
| 128. | Where does
the bride of Fran ... |
| 129. | What did one of Frankenstein's ... |
| 130. | What did Dr Frankenstein get w ... |
| 131. | What do you
call a clever mo ... |
| 132. | What do you get if a huge hair ... |
| 133. | Frankenstein: Help, I've got a ... |
| 134. | What kind of monster is safe
... |
| 135. | Why are monsters huge and hair ... |
| 136. | What's pink and gray and wrink ... |
| 137. | What monster flies his kite in ... |
| 138. | What's a monsters favorite pla ... |
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