Showing All Mouse Jokes


1. What do mice do when they're a ...
2. What does a twelve-pound mouse ...
3. What kind of musical instrumen ...
4. Why do mice have long tails ? ...
5. Who has large antlers, a high ...
6. How do you save a drowning mou ...
7. Where do hamsters come from ? ...
8. What's a mouse's least favorit ...
9. Why do mice need oiling ? Be ...
10. What do rodents say when they ...
11. What squeaks as it solves crim ...
12. What did Tom get when he locke ...
13. What is a mouse's favorite rec ...
14. What have 12 legs, six eyes, t ...
15. What is small, furry and smell ...
16. Is there a mouse in the house ...
17. When should a mouse carry an ...
18. What are crisp, like milk and ...
19. What is small, furry and brill ...
20. What do you get if you try to ...
21. What's the definition of a nar ...
22. What goes eek, eek, bang? A ...
23. What's gray, squeaky and hangs ...
24. What mouse was a Roman emperor ...
25. Who is king of all the mice ? ...
26. What do angry rodents send eac ...
27. What's the hardest part of mil ...
28. Hickory hickory dock. The mou ...
29. What's gray and furry on the ...
30. How do mice celebrate when the ...
31. What is a mouse's favourite ga ...
32. Why did the mouse eat a candle ...
33. What goes dot, dot, dash, sque ...
34. What do you get if cross a mou ...
35. What's a mouse's favourite rec ...
36. Do you know what a mice said w ...