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1. With four daughters and one ...
2. A man speaks frantically into ...
3. A man and his wife were maki ...
4. The man passed out in a dead f ...
5. When our second child was on t ...
6. On a flight to Florida, I wa ...
7. For two solid hours, the lady ...
8. A woman meant to call a record ...
9. Kids can sometimes ask the tou ...
10. For weeks a six-year old lad k ...
11. Four expectant fathers were ...
12. There was a woman who was preg ...
13. A country doctor went way out ...
14. There was this little kid who ...
15. A woman got on a bus holding a ...
16. A man observed a woman in the ...
17. The lifeguard told the mother ...
18. Martin had just received his b ...
19. A very successful businessman ...
20. A small boy is sent to bed by ...
21. Q: How much does it cost to ge ...
22. What do young ghosts call th ...
23. When is a parent like a child? ...
24. What's another name for an par ...
25. Why are parents boring? Becau ...
26. What didn't Adam and Eve have ...
27. We spend the first twelve mont ...
28. When Ben hit his thumb with a ...
29. NEWS ITEM. Kidnappers grabbed ...
30. Tad looked up from the book on ...
31. Son: Where are the Himalayas? ...
32. "Can I go outside and watch th ...
33. Father: Don't you think our ...
34. Young Bobby was being fitted ...
35. "Papa, who was Hamlet?" "You ...
36. "Dad, do you believe in Buddha ...
37. "Dad, why do you write so slow ...
38. Son: What is an autobiograph ...
39. Talbot and his son James were ...
40. An irate father stormed into t ...
41. "What are you reading?" demand ...
42. At dinner, Seth said to his fa ...
43. Down at the office Bostwick ...
44. "Honey," said Mrs. Beldon to ...
45. "Son, you sure do ask a lot of ...
46. Mrs. Filmore returned home fro ...
47. "Dad," said Rickey, "what is e ...
48. Bentley and his wife and son w ...
49. During a flood in a small Ohio ...
50. Old-fashioned Zachary approach ...
51. Mrs. Ellis came home from wo ...
52. Did you hear about the littl ...
53. Dad: Why is your January repor ...
54. Teddy came thundering down the ...
55. Come here, you greedy wretch. ...
56. Boy: Dad, Dad, come out. My ...
57. Father: I want to take my girl ...
58. What do you call a small par ...
59. Girl: Mom, mom a monster's jus ...
60. Father: Son at your age, Winst ...
61. Pride is what you feel when yo ...
62. Father: " I know the answer ...
63. A mother of two teenage boys, ...