Showing All Police Jokes


1. Driving to work, a gentlman ha ...
2. A policeman pulls a man over ...
3. A local policeman had just f ...
4. A new man is brought into Pr ...
5. A shoplifter was caught red-ha ...
6. The local sheriff was looking ...
7. Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, ...
8. A police car pulls up in front ...
9. Juggler, driving to his next ...
10. A policeman stops a lady and a ...
11. A police officer attempts to s ...
12. A rookie police officer was ou ...
13. The Los Angeles Police Departm ...
14. Late one Friday night the poli ...
15. A police officer pulls over th ...
16. A man went to the Police Sta ...
17. Traffic was backed up for mile ...
18. "When I saw you driving down t ...
19. A tourist asks a man in unifor ...
20. A cop pulls a car over on the ...
21. Warning to shoplifters: Anyone ...
22. A man was caught for speedin ...
23. Two robbers were robbing a h ...
24. A client of a hospital where t ...
25. A man was speeding down a Alab ...
26. A squad car driver was cover ...
27. A cop stops a man for running ...
28. Little Tommy's kindergarten cl ...
29. A lady was filling her tank ...
30. John was driving when a police ...
31. A traffic Policeman recently ...
32. This guy walked into a little ...
33. One day there was a woman who ...
34. A policeman spots a woman driv ...
35. Police Chief: As a recruit, yo ...
36. There was an inebriated driver ...
37. At recent trade talks the Amer ...
38. Five year old Little Johnny wa ...
39. The cop got out of his car a ...
40. A cop was interrogating a very ...
41. Two guys were walking along a ...
42. The Judge said to the defendan ...
43. A truck driver was driving alo ...
44. A motorist was mailed a pictur ...
45. This hillbilly is traveling ac ...
46. A farmer who's been involved ...
47. A policeman had a perfect sp ...
48. A defense attorney was cross ...
49. A farmer and his pig were dr ...
50. Sitting on the side of the hig ...
51. The drunken wino was stumbling ...
52. A lawyer opened the door of hi ...
53. A middle aged woman was drivin ...
54. A blonde was visiting Washin ...
55. A police officer stops a blond ...
56. A policeman was interrogating ...
57. The policeman arrived at the ...
58. A young man was walking into t ...
59. The phone rings at FBI hea ...
60. Two Alabama State Troopers wer ...
61. Police officer: Excuse me, but ...
62. A deputy police officer resp ...
63. Returning home from work, a bl ...
64. The man was in no shape to dri ...
65. An elderly woman had just retu ...
66. While driving down the road ...
67. A cop pulls a guy over for wea ...
68. A brunette, a redhead, and a b ...
69. One Day Stupid, Trouble, and ...
70. A very wealthy lawyer retreate ...
71. A police officer pulls a guy ...
72. My horoscope read, "You're g ...
73. Polceman: "I'm afraid that I ...
74. Recently, a distraught wife we ...
75. A cop pulls over a carload of ...
76. Q: What problems would you f ...
77. Q: Why would it be difficult ...
78. - Santa Claus, one smart and ...
79. On a narrow mountain's road a ...
80. HEADLINE: A hole has appeared ...
81. I went to the store the othe ...
82. When Mike got arrested, they t ...
83. While the pope was visiting ...
84. A man pulls up to the curb and ...
85. A policeman is on scene at a t ...
86. How many cops does it take to ...
87. How many LA cops does it take ...
88. How many cops does it take t ...
89. One evening this Columbia Yu ...
90. A police officer, though sched ...
91. A police officer stopped a you ...
92. A police man was on duty one ...
93. A man decided that he was goin ...
94. A seargent is interviewing t ...
95. A policeman stops a car and su ...
96. Dispatcher: Nine-one-one Ca ...
97. The sheriff of a small town ...
98. A policeman had a perfect spot ...
99. As a female shopper exited a ...
100. Two Rangers stopped a guy for ...
101. A defense attorney was cross-e ...
102. A local law enforcement office ...
103. A local policeman had just fin ...
104. An off-duty police officer, ...
105. "Now as I understand it, Sir," ...
106. Policeman: Now, sir, how did y ...
107. The police are looking for a ...
108. Police officer: And what do yo ...
109. What did the police officer ...
110. What nickname did the police g ...
111. What nickname did the police g ...
112. "I'll have to report you, sir, ...
113. How can you tell if you are lo ...
114. Woman: Officer you must help. ...
115. Cop: Why didn't you stop when ...
116. Motorist: Why are you crying a ...
117. Police Chief: Why are you pu ...
118. Police Chief: Why did you arre ...
119. Police Chief: Why did you ti ...
120. Police Chief: Why did you tie ...
121. Police Chief: Why do you spe ...
122. Veronica was practicing the ...
123. Why do Iraqi police officers w ...
124. A man leaves a bar, gets int ...
125. Lady:(standing in the middle o ...