| 1. | Teacher: Who can tell me where ... |
| 2. | Teacher: Why
does the statue ... |
| 3. | Teacher: Where is your homewor ... |
| 4. | Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, w ... |
| 5. | When a teacher closes his eyes ... |
| 6. | Why did the teacher put the
... |
| 7. | Teacher: How much is half of 8 ... |
| 8. | Great news, teacher says we ha ... |
| 9. | Teacher: Where is your homewor ... |
| 10. | An ideal homework excuse
Teac ... |
| 11. | Where did all the cuts and blo ... |
| 12. | What's the worst thing you're ... |
| 13. | What kind of food do maths tea ... |
| 14. | The food in our school canteen ... |
| 15. | What's black and white all ove ... |
| 16. | Why aren't you doing very well ... |
| 17. | What was King Arthur's favouri ... |
| 18. | Did they play tennis in ancien ... |
| 19. | Father:
How do you like goin ... |
| 20. | Teacher: Now class, whatever I ... |
| 21. | Where did the pilgrims land wh ... |
| 22. | Teacher: Class, we will have o ... |
| 23. | Teacher: Is
Lapland heavily ... |
| 24. | Teacher: That's quite a cough ... |
| 25. | Teacher: You aren't paying att ... |
| 26. | Teacher: What are
the Great ... |
| 27. | Son: I can't go to school toda ... |
| 28. | Teacher: I'll call you Fred Sm ... |
| 29. | I
failed every subject excep ... |
| 30. | Teacher: Are you good at math? ... |
| 31. | Teacher: Why is the Mississipp ... |
| 32. | Teacher: You're new
here are ... |
| 33. | Pupil (on phone) : My son has ... |
| 34. | Father: I hear you skipped sch ... |
| 35. | A history joke
Teacher: When ... |
| 36. | Pupil: My teacher was mad with ... |
| 37. | Mother: What
was the first t ... |
| 38. | Teacher: What's big
and yell ... |
| 39. | Teacher: When you yawn, your s ... |
| 40. | Teacher: You missed school yes ... |
| 41. | An ideal homework excuse
Teac ... |
| 42. | An ideal homework excuse Teach ... |
| 43. | An ideal homework excuse Teach ... |
| 44. | Bad timing for an excuse Teach ... |
| 45. | An ideal homework excuse
Teac ... |
| 46. | An ideal homework excuse
Teac ... |
| 47. | Teacher:
Can anyone tell me ... |
| 48. | An ideal homework excuse
Teac ... |
| 49. | Mother: What did you learn in ... |
| 50. | Teacher: This is the third tim ... |
| 51. | Teacher: Didn't you hear me ca ... |
| 52. | Why was the headmaster
worri ... |
| 53. | Why did the teacher
wear
s ... |
| 54. | Did you hear about the cross e ... |
| 55. | Teacher: What family does the ... |
| 56. | What's yellow, has wheels and ... |
| 57. | Teacher: I hope I didn't see y ... |
| 58. | Teacher: You copies from
Fre ... |
| 59. | Teacher, I can't solve this pr ... |
| 60. | Teacher: Why can't you ever an ... |
| 61. | Little Monster: I hate my teac ... |
| 62. | Dad, can you
help me find th ... |
| 63. | Teacher: What came after the s ... |
| 64. | Mother: Why did you just swall ... |
| 65. | Teacher: I said to draw a cow ... |
| 66. | My teacher reminds me of
his ... |
| 67. | Teacher: Did your parents help ... |
| 68. | Father: What did the
teacher ... |
| 69. | What do history teachers make ... |
| 70. | Teacher: What can you tell me ... |
| 71. | Father: How were the
exam
... |
| 72. | What are you going to be when ... |
| 73. | What did you learn in school t ... |
| 74. | Mother: How was your first
d ... |
| 75. | I'm not going back to school e ... |
| 76. | Fred came home from his first ... |
| 77. | What happens if you draw on th ... |
| 78. | Pupil: I don't think I deserve ... |
| 79. | Father: You were absent on the ... |
| 80. | "It's clear" said the teacher, ... |
| 81. | An ideal homework excuse
Teac ... |
| 82. | Why do teachers
use a bamboo ... |
| 83. | Sandy began a
job as an elem ... |
| 84. | A teacher was giving a lesson ... |
| 85. | The children had all been phot ... |
| 86. | A college business
professor ... |
| 87. | A linguistics professor was le ... |
| 88. | A
professor was giving a big ... |
| 89. | One day our
professor was di ... |
| 90. | A student called up his Mom on ... |
| 91. | Introductory
Chemistry was t ... |
| 92. | A student comes to a young
p ... |
| 93. | Man: "How's
your history pap ... |
| 94. | A mom
and dad were worried a ... |
| 95. | The parents were very disappoi ... |
| 96. | "Dad, can you write in the dar ... |
| 97. | A little girl came home from
... |
| 98. | A teacher was having
trouble ... |
| 99. | Teacher: "Sam, what is the out ... |
| 100. | The teacher came up with a goo ... |
| 101. | The teacher is droning away in ... |
| 102. | Teacher: Johnny, you know you ... |
| 103. | "If there are any idiots in th ... |
| 104. | "Isn't the principal a
dummy ... |
| 105. | Teacher: Why are you late, Jos ... |
| 106. | A little kid's in
school, ta ... |
| 107. | What do you get when
you add ... |
| 108. | How
many schoolteachers does ... |
| 109. | How many students does it take ... |
| 110. | Johnny comes back from school ... |
| 111. | A school teacher injured his b ... |
| 112. | Did you hear what
happened w ... |
| 113. | Teacher: Why do you want to
... |
| 114. | Teacher: Didn't you know the
... |
| 115. | What's the longest piece of fu ... |
| 116. | Teacher: What happened to your ... |
| 117. | School
Principal: I've calle ... |
| 118. | 'I'm not going to school today ... |
| 119. | Boy to Friend: I'm sorry, I wo ... |
| 120. | 'Ann!' the teacher shouted one ... |
| 121. | Mother: Did you
enjoy the sc ... |
| 122. | Why were you late ?
Sorry, te ... |
| 123. | Teacher: That's quite a
coug ... |
| 124. | Our teacher
talks to herself ... |
| 125. | Teacher: Why didn't you answer ... |
| 126. | Teacher: I'd like to go throug ... |
| 127. | The brain is a wonder ful thin ... |
| 128. | Be sure that you go
straight ... |
| 129. | Playing truant from school
i ... |
| 130. | Laugh and the class laughs wit ... |
| 131. | Teacher: Where is the English ... |
| 132. | Teacher: Why does the
statue ... |
| 133. | Teacher: Give me three reasons ... |
| 134. | Teacher:
Are you good at mat ... |
| 135. | Teacher: What's 2 and 2
Pupil ... |
| 136. | Teacher: How much is half of 8 ... |
| 137. | The
teacher was reviewing co ... |
| 138. | Teacher:
Can you count to 10 ... |
| 139. | Teacher: If I lay one egg here ... |
| 140. | TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from ... |
| 141. | Fred: I've
added these figur ... |
| 142. | Teacher: If I gave you three
... |
| 143. | "Our teacher has a bad memory. ... |
| 144. | How are you doing in arithmeti ... |
| 145. | Fred: I got 100 in school toda ... |
| 146. | If you had one dollar and you ... |
| 147. | Jackie stood quietly as her fa ... |
| 148. | If I had
five coconuts and I ... |
| 149. | The
teacher was giving her p ... |
| 150. | Teacher : Tommy, put some more ... |
| 151. | Teacher : Were you copying his ... |
| 152. | Teacher : What are
you readi ... |
| 153. | Teacher : What's happens to go ... |
| 154. | Teacher : Make up a sentence u ... |
| 155. | Teacher : Billy, please don't ... |
| 156. | Teacher : Give
me a sentence ... |
| 157. | Teacher : If you had five appl ... |
| 158. | Teacher : What is a comet ?
P ... |
| 159. | Teacher : The word politics - ... |
| 160. | Teacher : What is the most com ... |
| 161. | Teacher : Why are you the only ... |
| 162. | Father: Well Son, how are your ... |
| 163. | Teacher : In the exam you will ... |
| 164. | Teacher : What are you doing, ... |
| 165. | Where do children learn their ... |
| 166. | Teacher : Tommy you try my pat ... |
| 167. | Teacher: This note from your f ... |
| 168. | Teacher : Would you at the
b ... |
| 169. | Are you in
the top half of y ... |
| 170. | Art Teacher: The picture of th ... |
| 171. | Teacher: Why are you picking y ... |
| 172. | Teacher : Why are you
readin ... |
| 173. | Teacher: If you have five
ha ... |
| 174. | Teacher: What can we do to sto ... |
| 175. | Teacher : Can't you retain any ... |
| 176. | What
do French pupils say af ... |
| 177. | Mother: What was the first thi ... |
| 178. | How do bees get to
school ?
... |
| 179. | Teacher: How can you make so m ... |
| 180. | Teacher: What time do you get ... |
| 181. | Mother: How do you
like your ... |
| 182. | Mother: Does your teacher like ... |
| 183. | Teacher: Can anyone tell me ho ... |
| 184. | Teacher: This is the third
t ... |
| 185. | Teacher: Why can't you ever an ... |
| 186. | Teacher: Can anyone give me th ... |
| 187. | Teacher: Does anyone know whic ... |
| 188. | Teacher: What is can't short f ... |
| 189. | Teacher: In 1940, what were th ... |
| 190. | Teacher: I want you to tell me ... |
| 191. | Teacher: Fred can you find me ... |
| 192. | Teacher: What's the longest wo ... |
| 193. | Teacher: I wished you would pa ... |
| 194. | Teacher: In what part of the
... |
| 195. | Teacher: You seem very well re ... |
| 196. | Teacher: In music, if "f" mean ... |
| 197. | Teacher: Can you tell me somet ... |
| 198. | Teacher: Why have you got cott ... |
| 199. | Teacher: Name two pronouns ?
... |
| 200. | Teacher: Fred, I'm glad to see ... |
| 201. | Pupil: The
art teacher doesn ... |
| 202. | Mother: "Why are you home from ... |
| 203. | Principal: Do you do
your ho ... |
| 204. | Science teacher: What happened ... |
| 205. | Caspar: I was the teacher's pe ... |
| 206. | Teacher: What is the formula f ... |
| 207. | TEACHER: "Can anybody give an ... |
| 208. | Q: What did one math book say ... |
| 209. | Q. Why did the jellybean go to ... |
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