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How did the basketball court g ...
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Why did the chicken get sent o ...
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Why were the two managers sitt ...
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Where do football directors go ...
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A manager was being interviewe ...
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Why was the struggling mange ...
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Why should you be careful pl ...
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Manager: Our new midfielder co ...
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Why do managers bring suitca ...
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Where do old bowling balls end ...
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Manager: I thought I told you ...
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What's the chilliest ground in ...
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How did the footbal pitch end ...
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Why didn't the dog want to pla ...
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What did they call Dracula whe ...
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Which England player keeps up ...
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Manager: I'll give you fifty p ...
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Manager: Twenty teams in the ...
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What did the footballer say wh ...
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Why are football grounds odd? ...
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What do you get if you drop ...
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Why did the goal post get angr ...
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What is the bank manager's fav ...
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What part of a football ground ...
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What should a football team do ...
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Our team is doing so badly tha ...
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Did you hear about the footbal ...
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Which insect didn't play well ...
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What did the bumble bee strike ...
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What is black and white and bl ...
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What are Brazilian fans called ...
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Why did a footballer take a pi ...
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How do hens encourage their fo ...
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What lights up a football stad ...
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If you have a referee in footb ...
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Why aren't football stadiums b ...
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Where do spiders play their FA ...
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When fish play football, who i ...
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Ref: I'm sending you off Pla ...
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Why is it that birds are quick ...
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What is a goal keepers favouri ...
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How do you stop squirrels play ...
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What's tennis players favourit ...
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How does a physicist exercise? ...
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Why does someone who runs mara ...
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What is a runner's favourite ...
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What does Paul Inces mum make ...
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What does a footballer and a m ...
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Which football team loves ice- ...
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Which goal keeper can jump hig ...
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Why do grasshoppers not go to ...
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What stories are told by baske ...
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Who won the race between two b ...
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Why are football players never ...
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Why did the footballer hold hi ...
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What tea do footballers drink? ...
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Where do footballers dance? A ...
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Egotistical Harry was always r ...
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A true story, according to the ...
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It was a particularly tough ...
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Two college basketball playe ...
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There was a Packers fan with a ...
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St. Peter and Satan were hav ...
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A guy took his girlfriend to h ...
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Coming home from his Little ...
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The seven dwarves are down in ...
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Q: How does Stan Collymore cha ...
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Big Ron was caught speeding ...
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Q: What did Louis Farrakahn sa ...
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Tyson's psychologist told Mike ...
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Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys s ...
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Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a ca ...
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The Pope met with the College ...
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Fred got home from his Sunday ...
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A man is stranded on a desert ...
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The schoolteacher was taking h ...
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A couple of old guys were golf ...
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After a particularly poor game ...
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A young man who was also an av ...
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A golfer, playing a round by ...
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A pastor, a doctor and an engi ...
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Joe decides to take his boss ...
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A blonde golfer goes into the ...
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"How was your golf game, dear? ...
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A golfer, playing a round by h ...
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Golfer: "I've played so poorly ...
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Golfer: "I'd move heaven and ...
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Golfer: "Well, I have never pl ...
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Golfer: "Caddy, do you think m ...
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Golfer: "Please stop checking ...
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Golfer: "Caddy, do you think ...
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Golfer: "This golf is a funny ...
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Golfer: "That can't be my ba ...
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Golfer: "Do you think I can ge ...
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What does a basketball player ...
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What part of a football pitch ...
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What's the chilliest ground in ...
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How did the footbal pitch end ...
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Which England player keeps up ...
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What does Paul Inces mum make ...
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What does a footballer and a m ...
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Why did the footballer hold hi ...
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What tea do footballers drink ...
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Where do footballers dance ? ...
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What did the bumble bee strike ...
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Why did a footballer take a pi ...
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What lights up a football stad ...
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If you have a referee in footb ...
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What is a goal keepers favouri ...
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How do hens encourage their fo ...
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Why didn't the dog want to pla ...
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Which insect didn't play well ...
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Where do spiders play their FA ...
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How do you stop squirrels play ...
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Why do managers bring suitcase ...
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Why were the two managers sitt ...
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Where do football directors go ...
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Manager: I thought I told you ...
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Manager: Twenty teams in the l ...
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Why are football grounds odd ...
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Why did the goal post get an ...
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What is the bank manager's fav ...
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What part of a football ground ...
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What should a football team do ...
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Did you hear about the footbal ...
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Ref:I'm sending you off Play ...
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Why do artists never win when ...
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What is a runner's favourite s ...
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What stories are told by baske ...
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Q: What is the difference betw ...
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Q: What's the difference bet ...
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How many Man U. fans does it ...
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Did you hear about the underwa ...
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Q: What's the difference betwe ...
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Q: What did the football say t ...
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Bob and Tom both like to golf. ...