Showing All Telephone Jokes
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What do you call an elephant ...
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What do ghosts use to phone ho ...
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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinkin ...
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At three o'clock one morning a ...
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Why did the alien phone home o ...
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Who was that on the phone, Fre ...
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Why did Dr Frankenstein have h ...
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The new office-boy came into ...
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Mother: Why was the phone busy ...
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The phone in Rigby's Georgia f ...
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Moody was awakened by the te ...
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Kelso met Hensley on the str ...
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A man and a couple of his fr ...
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Harry was madly in love with B ...
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How does a skeleton call her f ...
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What asks no question but dema ...
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What did the man say when he g ...
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Why is an engaged girl like a ...
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If you cross a telephone and a ...
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If you cross a telephone and a ...
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What kind of phone makes music ...
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Why did the girl who worked fo ...
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Who invented the telephone? T ...
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How do Iranians speak on the ...
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How did the telephones get mar ...
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What do you call a telephone c ...
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What do you get if you cross a ...
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What do you get if you cross a ...
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When doesn't a telephone work ...
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Caller: Operator! Operator! Do ...
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What do you get when you cross ...
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How can you tell if a bee is o ...
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Party Host: Hello? Phone Cal ...
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Caller: Operator! Operator! Ca ...
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Caller: Operator! Operator! I ...
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Hello, police? Please send an ...
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What do you get if you cross ...
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What animals talk on the telep ...
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Caller: My goodness, Operator! ...
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What do you get if you cross a ...
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What do you get if you cross a ...
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How do scaredy-cats answer the ...
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How do, like, really laid-back ...
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Why did the chicken walk on th ...
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How is a telephone like a dirt ...
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What did the answering machine ...
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How does a cheerleader answer ...
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How does a lobster answer the ...
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How does a door chime answer t ...
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How can you tell if someone wh ...
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How can you tell if someone wh ...
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What happened to the little fr ...
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When does a horse talk on the ...
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How does a football player mak ...
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How does a baritone make phone ...
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How does Ebenezer Scrooge make ...
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What do you get if you cross a ...
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What do you get if you cross a ...
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What do you get if you cross a ...
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A psychiatrist was testing the ...
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What do you call the sound a ...
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How does a baboon make phone c ...
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What do you get if you cross a ...
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What kind of music do phones l ...
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How that we are engaged I hope ...
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Why are there so many Johnson ...