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1. A man had been driving all n ...
2. How can you tell when witches ...
3. What did the Loch Ness Monster ...
4. What time is it when you sit o ...
5. That boy is so dirty, the only ...
6. What time is it when an elepha ...
7. If twenty dogs run after one c ...
8. Customer: I'd like a watch tha ...
9. For a weddin' present Ledbet ...
10. What are your two favourite ti ...
11. 'I hope you're not one of thos ...
12. The proud owner of an impressi ...
13. Why did your sister shoot the ...
14. Why did the girl sit on her ...
15. Julie: What time is it? Couns ...
16. What kind of watch is best for ...
17. Why did the kid put his clock ...
18. What time is it when a clock s ...
19. Why did the man put a clock un ...
20. One day a man met three beggar ...
21. Why is the time in the USA beh ...
22. Do you know the time ? No, ...
23. 1st Roman Soldier: What is the ...
24. While proudly showing off his ...
25. A man with one watch knows wha ...
26. What dog can tell the time ? ...
27. What time is it when five dogs ...
28. What time is it when your watc ...
29. When is the best time to go sh ...
30. Why shouldn't you tell secrets ...
31. Why couldn't the clock be kept ...
32. Why do people beat their clock ...
33. If your watch is broken, why c ...
34. When do clocks die? When thei ...