Showing All Travel And Tourist Jokes


1. A man was driving along the ...
2. A fellow stopped at a rural ...
3. Walking through Chinatown, a t ...
4. During my stay at an expensive ...
5. A travel agent looked up from ...
6. There was some mix-up with a ...
7. Someone -- always a man -- alw ...
8. I got a call from a woman who ...
9. The frightened tourist: "Are ...
10. The tourist: "Can you tell me ...
11. Windsor castle, outside of Lon ...
12. A pair of tourists were out in ...
13. "Were you in Paris on your ...
14. Two anthropologists fly to t ...
15. In Alaska's National Forests, ...
16. Two tourists were driving thro ...
17. A man is walking down the stre ...
18. A tourist was being led throug ...
19. "Look, guide, here are some LI ...
20. A person checks into a hotel f ...
21. A farmer, who went to a big ...
22. A traveller pulls into a hotel ...
23. "Room Service? Can you send up ...
24. "Room service? Send up a large ...
25. A not so rich couple decided t ...
26. "And will there be anything ...
27. A traveler became lost in the ...
28. Three New Zealanders and three ...
29. A magician was working on a ...
30. A group of Americans was touri ...
31. Father O'Mally has been preach ...
32. The Zen Master is visiting New ...
33. A couple were being given a ...
34. A German tourist walks into a ...
35. This woman is visiting in Isra ...
36. A businessman was having a ...
37. A tourist is visiting New York ...
38. Helpful advice for travell ...
39. A man and a woman who have nev ...
40. Steve is going on an ocean cru ...
41. An American touring Spain ...
42. A Jewish couple, are sitting ...
43. An American tourist is visit ...
44. What people travel the most? ...
45. What does a witch get if she's ...
46. What steps should you take if ...
47. Mrs Jones: Now, remember, chil ...
48. There was a man staying the ni ...
49. A man arrived at a seaside hot ...
50. There was a little old lady fr ...
51. Teacher: I'd like a room, plea ...
52. A huge American car screeched ...
53. What did the teacher say after ...
54. On her annual visit to anoth ...
55. The transatlantic liner was ...
56. A police officer was amazed to ...
57. Tourist: Is this 99 Main Str ...
58. Tourist: The flies are awfully ...
59. Tourist: What's the speed ...
60. Police Officer: Why did you le ...
61. Guest: Why did you offer me a ...
62. Q: How many tourists does it ...
63. A boat docked in a tiny Mexi ...
64. An American tourist travelli ...
65. A client called in inquiring a ...
66. Joan, who was rather well-pr ...
67. Two Yanks touring London in a ...
68. Where do werewolves stay whe ...
69. Why did Mickey Mouse take a tr ...
70. What do you get if you cross a ...
71. "I can't believe it," said t ...
72. How can you tell elephants lov ...
73. Well-known lodging chain a ...
74. What is a twip? A twip is wh ...