| 1. | A man was driving along
the ... |
| 2. | A
fellow stopped at a rural ... |
| 3. | Walking through Chinatown, a t ... |
| 4. | During my stay at an expensive ... |
| 5. | A travel agent looked up from ... |
| 6. | There was some mix-up with a
... |
| 7. | Someone -- always a man -- alw ... |
| 8. | I got a call from a woman who ... |
| 9. | The frightened tourist: "Are
... |
| 10. | The tourist: "Can you tell me ... |
| 11. | Windsor castle, outside of Lon ... |
| 12. | A pair of tourists were out in ... |
| 13. | "Were you in Paris on your
... |
| 14. | Two anthropologists fly
to t ... |
| 15. | In Alaska's National Forests, ... |
| 16. | Two tourists were driving thro ... |
| 17. | A man is walking down the stre ... |
| 18. | A tourist was being led throug ... |
| 19. | "Look, guide, here are some LI ... |
| 20. | A person checks into a hotel f ... |
| 21. | A
farmer, who went to a big ... |
| 22. | A traveller pulls into a hotel ... |
| 23. | "Room Service? Can you send up ... |
| 24. | "Room service? Send up a large ... |
| 25. | A not so rich couple decided t ... |
| 26. | "And will there be
anything ... |
| 27. | A traveler became lost in the ... |
| 28. | Three New Zealanders and three ... |
| 29. | A magician was
working on a ... |
| 30. | A group of Americans was touri ... |
| 31. | Father O'Mally has been preach ... |
| 32. | The Zen Master is visiting New ... |
| 33. | A couple were
being given a ... |
| 34. | A German tourist walks into a ... |
| 35. | This woman is visiting in Isra ... |
| 36. | A businessman
was having a
... |
| 37. | A tourist is visiting New York ... |
| 38. | Helpful
advice for
travell ... |
| 39. | A man and a woman who have nev ... |
| 40. | Steve is going on an ocean cru ... |
| 41. | An
American touring Spain
... |
| 42. | A Jewish couple, are sitting
... |
| 43. | An American tourist is
visit ... |
| 44. | What
people travel the most? ... |
| 45. | What does a witch get if she's ... |
| 46. | What steps should you take if ... |
| 47. | Mrs Jones: Now, remember, chil ... |
| 48. | There was a man staying the ni ... |
| 49. | A man arrived at a seaside hot ... |
| 50. | There was a little old lady fr ... |
| 51. | Teacher: I'd like a room, plea ... |
| 52. | A huge American car screeched ... |
| 53. | What did the teacher say after ... |
| 54. | On her
annual visit to anoth ... |
| 55. | The transatlantic liner was
... |
| 56. | A police officer was amazed to ... |
| 57. | Tourist: Is this 99 Main
Str ... |
| 58. | Tourist: The flies are awfully ... |
| 59. | Tourist: What's the speed
... |
| 60. | Police Officer: Why did you le ... |
| 61. | Guest: Why did you offer me a ... |
| 62. | Q: How
many tourists does it ... |
| 63. | A boat
docked in a tiny Mexi ... |
| 64. | An American tourist
travelli ... |
| 65. | A client called in inquiring a ... |
| 66. | Joan, who was rather
well-pr ... |
| 67. | Two Yanks touring London in a ... |
| 68. | Where
do werewolves stay whe ... |
| 69. | Why did Mickey Mouse take a tr ... |
| 70. | What do you get if you cross a ... |
| 71. | "I can't believe
it," said t ... |
| 72. | How can you tell elephants lov ... |
| 73. | Well-known lodging chain
a ... |
| 74. | What is a twip?
A twip is wh ... |